The Chemistry of Cookies

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Put some cookie dough in the oven, set it to 350°F, and in 10-12 minutes, people will be losing their minds.

But as low-brow as stuffing your face with as many freshly-baked cookies may seem — there’s actually a lot of science involved in the process, as well as why cookies are nearly impossible to resist. Darn you, science!

Please watch this…

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This Guy Really Likes Pancakes [creepy vid]

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It’s actually been a stellar year for pancakes. And then this happened… Some dude on YouTube decided to cover himself in pancakes and syrup and, combined with his pasty complexion and creepy stare, ruined a perfectly good food trend for everyone.

Come to think of it, pancake fetish guy… Could you do the same with cupcakes and flavored vodka? Those need to die too.

Please watch this, only if you need pancakes ruined forever…

[link, via Incredible Things]

Chinese Food, A ‘Music’ Video From The Makers of Rebecca Black’s Friday

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From the tone-deaf numbskulls who brought us Rebecca Black’s Friday, is Chinese Food — a ‘music’ video starring Alison Gold.

In case you were wondering… It’s just like Friday in its ridiculousness and reckless abuse of auto-tune. However, Chinese Food takes it a step further with some thinly-veiled racial stereotyping, a pedobear, and a grown man at an adolescent girls’ slumber party. And, not to split hairs, but aren’t geishas Japanese?

Please watch this…

[link, Thanks to Hagan]