If you were looking for the definitive instructional video on how to properly use chopsticks, then look no further. At least The Japanese Tradition is somewhat educational for the first few minutes — until the video takes a bizarre turn and starts following standard Japanese protocol, i.e. bat-shit-craziness. Please enjoy.
Learn everything you needed to know about coffee, as adorably as possible, with Coffee Propaganda. The animated short is made to look and sound like a vintage newsreel from an alien planet, reporting on the discovery of the coffee bean.
The film, while extremely cute and educational, does make Earth sound like it’s full of nothing more than blue water and caffeine addicts. Just so you know, aliens… We can stop at anytime. Enjoy.
Surely there’s some ridiculous watermelon-slicing contraption available on QVC or other random infomercial. Or, you could try to develop the mad knife skills of this Publixgrocery employee, who peels and dices an entire watermelon in 21 seconds. We call him ‘The Watermelon Ninja.’ Go, ninja!