What could possibly make the enticing aroma of bacon unappealing? Perhaps, when it’s bacon up against a guy’s junk. Nonetheless, Bacon-Scented Underwear exists for some reason.
Brought to us by J&D’s, the makers of Bacon Salt, the undergarments include a scented picture of pork fat with instructions to “Stop and smell the…” We assume the bacon.
No mention if it comes with a stick to help fight off the ladies.