Make Any Food Appropriate For Your Super Bowl Party, Just Add Stitches

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Have you ever noticed that most Super Bowl party food ideas are nothing more than stuff made to look like little footballs? Well, we’ll let you in on a little secret… Adding a few well-placed lines to any food, will help it fit in at a Super Bowl party.

So, don’t stress over making your Super Bowl party food as football-centric as possible. Serve whatever you want, just add football stitches. It’s simple… One long line, and then 3-4 perpendicular lines across.

Your Super Bowl party guests will feel festive, and appreciate your effort. Regardless of the actual lack of thought on your part. Enjoy the game.

 

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It’s already oblong and brown. Add stitches, and you’ll have the footballiest of football foods. Never mind that it’s still a meatloaf.

 

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If you need a go-to and inexpensive starch for the day, consider whipping up some rice. Already sort of football-shaped, you’ll need a steady hand, a magnifying glass, and the patience to do a few thousand sets of stitches.

 

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Sure, Buffalo wings are already synonymous with football and parties. Now, they can be even Superbowlyer with stitches. No need to cook… If you can pick up a phone and place an order, awesome football food is now just a few straight lines away.

 

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A tray of lasagna is easy to make, and would be a perfect way to feed a few hungry football fans. Although, lasagna isn’t necessarily considered a football party food, a few well-placed stitches will solve all that.

 

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Frozen Burritos

Running out of time to cook, or you’re just plain lazy? Grab a few frozen burritos and pop them in the microwave. There’s a good chance that your guests are already fans of burritos, and some stitching will help them forget that you didn’t really give this party much thought.

 

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There’s usually no place for flaky French pastries at a Super Bowl party. However, if you head down to your grocery store’s bakery section, you could pick up a few croissants. Add some stitches, and your guests will forget that they’re now eating something they’d usually find at an Oscar party.

 

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Everyone will love ramen as a football party meal… Especially if you have some broke co-eds coming over. Just draw some sriracha lines on your instant noodles, and guests will be slurping away in-between giggling at the commercials.

Happy Super Bowl, everybody. And, you’re welcome.

 

Football Cupcakes Baked in an Eggshell

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The Super Bowl fast approaches. So you’re gonna need some cupcakes cooked inside eggshells made to look like footballs. It’s simple —  just empty out some eggshells, dye them to look like footballs, fill them with batter and bake.

The football cupcakes are brought to us by Stefani Pollack of the Cupcake Project, and should be a hit with everyone at your Super Bowl party. Even the people just there for the commercials.

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[link, via Laughing Squid]

Pizza Beer Exists

With the big game fast approaching, you’ll surely want to have the finest pizza and beer for your guests. Well, save some valuable table space with Mamma Mia! Pizza Beer. An actual ale flavored with oregano, basil, tomato and garlic — the brew is the genius/evil concoction of Tom and Athena Seefurth.

[link, via Laughing Squid]

Which Doritos Flavor Should You Have At Your Super Bowl Party?

Apparently, Doritos has around 87 flavors now. And as Super Bowl Sunday draws nigh, we all know that it isn’t a party without the powdered tortilla chips. If you happen to be struggling to find the perfect flavor to go with your Sunday menu, this handy graph is here to help.

And enjoy the commercials — apparently there are a few by Doritos.

[via Buzzfeed]

How To Make Your Own Doritos

Brought to us by David WardJohn Ramsey and Jack Dreesen, this commercial was created for the Doritos Super Bowl ad contest — and was not chosen?!? Keep this in mind as you shake our head disappointingly at the lame commercials that actually air during the Super Bowl.

And see another awesome entry from these guys here.

[via The Awesomer]