Stormtroopers may be mindless drones, bred for little more than serving the Empire — but their helmets sure do make some pretty toast.
The Stormtrooper Toaster, by Hammacher Schlemmer, will put a char on your bread anytime you place it in his noggin. The Stormtrooper even prints an Empire symbol on every slice — just so you never forget where your bread is buttered.