Death Star Lollipops

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Once upon a time, we brought you Planet Lollipops. Now, comes a line of fully-operational lollies that will destroy those feeble planets. Death Star Lollipops are handcrafted by Designer Lollipop, marshmallow-flavored, and available in a set of six. Lick your way to its vulnerable center and destroy the candy empire.

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R2-D2 Flask

r2-d2-flaskIf you need something to help drink inconspicuously at your next Star Wars convention or at church — there’s the R2-D2 Hip Flask. Simply fill your new droid drinking vessel with your favorite booze, and you’ll have delusions of taking down an empire in no time.

The R2-D2 Flask is stainless steel with a 6oz. capacity, and available here.

[via HiConsumption]

R2-D2 Talking Pizza Cutter

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R2-D2 was one of the most reliable, yet under-appreciated heroes from Star Wars. But Luke and Han Solo never helped cut anyone’s pizza. The R2-D2 Talking Pizza Cutter will come to your rescue on pizza night. And, not only will R2 make quick work of any pie, but it will give off R2′s signature beeps and blips.

[available for pre-order here, via GeekAlerts]

Star Wars Coffee Machines

Attention, caffeine-addicted Star Wars geeks — we’ve found your new coffee maker. Nestlé of Japan has made a limited edition set of Star Wars Coffee Machines.

And, whether you take yours light and sweet, or as black as Darth Vader’s soul, they’re offering two versions.

[via HiConsumption]

Beer Can X-Wing Fighter

After some beers and a possible Star Wars marathon, artist tom-tom69 created the Beer Can X-Wing Fighter from upcycled beer cans. So, the next time you throw back a case of Kaiser beer — you can feel better knowing that between all those empty cans and your new beer muscles, you can take down an entire empire.

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Come To The Dark Side, We Have Bacon

Perhaps if Darth Vader had used the tactic seen on Come To The Dark Side, We Have Bacon – Luke might have turned a bit easier, and he would still have two hands. More importantly, the alternate story arc might have saved us having to endure episodes I, II, III, & VI. T-shirt available at Thinkgeek.

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