Star Trek Valentine’s Day Cookies

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If you like expressing yourself through cookies, and you’re sort of a geek… Star Trek Valentine’s Cookies might be just the thing for you.

Brought to us by Semi Sweet Designs, the cookies are inspired mostly by Star Trek: The Next Generation. Your valentine will surely swoon over messages such as, “Beam Me Up Hottie,” “Set Phasers To Stunning,” and “Be My Number One.”

Mike from Semi Sweet even provides a great tutorial on how to make your own Star Trek Cookies. So you can make it so.

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Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Spatula

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You’ve made your Star Trek cookies and got your Spock Oven Mitt on. But where’s the spatula worthy of picking up your deliciously geeky treats?

The Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Spatula is here to help. Designed to look just like Kirk’s ride, the BPA-free spatula will help keep your little Star Trek-themed baking party going. Boldly check it out here.

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Star Trek Has A Wine Now

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Although Star Trek has already ventured into the booze business with Vulcan Ale, they’ve recently classed it up a bit with a line of wines. Produced by Vinasa Winery in Sonoma — trekkies and other random geeks can enjoy a Merlot, Cabernet Franc, and Sangiovese.

The retro labels were created by artist Juan Ortiz and based on three original episodes: “The City on the Edge of Forever,” “Mirror, Mirror,” and “The Trouble With Tribbles.”

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Star Wars/Star Trek Mashup Cookies

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Now that one person, J.J. Abrams, is responsible for the creative direction of both Star Wars and Star Trek, geeks worldwide are having an even harder time choosing sides. These cookies won’t help.

Brought to us by Sarah Trefney, Star Wars/Star Trek Cookies combines a few notable characters from the two franchises — such as Spock as Obi-Wan, Chekov as Luke, and Darth as a Klingon.

Hopefully the cookies taste as good as Episode VII sounds. Because batches I, II, and III tasted like crap.

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Drink Long and Prosper with Vulcan Ale

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After a long day of mind-melding and getting beamed, it’s good to know that you can end the day with a Vulcan Ale. The Star Trek-inspired beer will be “a high-quality handcrafted Irish Red Ale that promises to explore a new universe of taste.”

Unfortunately, Vulcan Ale will only available in Canada beginning May 1st. So, live long and prosper, eh?

[link, via Geeks Are Sexy]