Watch This Guy Cook A Complete Breakfast Using A Toy Kitchen

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Cooking a good breakfast can be challenging. Especially if you’re attempting to do so in a miniature kitchen.

YouTube member AAAjoken is up to the challenge — creating a full egg, sausage, and coffee breakfast using nothing but miniature utensils, cookware, and appliances.

The stove itself is part of the toy line, Konapun, which usually makes fake food from plastic kitchens. However this stove, scaled down to toy-size, is fully-functional. Watch as this guy makes the most important, albeit very small, meal of the day.

[link, via Neatorama and Nag on The Lake]

Sausage, A Cute Animated Short Film About Dueling Street Food Vendors

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Sausage is a short animated film by Robert Grieves. It begins adorably with two street-food vendors — one selling hand-reared sausage, the other with freshly-baked artisan breads.

It isn’t until a new mustache-twirling food vendor moves in and starts stealing their customers, that the two have to get creative in order to survive. Then, with a little help from sausage sandwiches and innuendo, the plans of the bad guy are thwarted. Sausage sandwiches solve everything.

[link, via Laughing Squid]

The Sausage Pillow Will Help Makes Naps Meatier

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If you’re looking for a cool new pillow, and want to ensure that you’ll have dreams about meat, then the Sausage Pillow should be in bed with you.

Made to look like a tasty link, the pillow will add some much-needed flair to your existing meat decor, or perfect for resting on after a meat coma.

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[link, via OhGizmo!]

Cute Little Sausage People Could Soon Be Taking Over Your Lunch

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Whether you find these little sausage people cute or creepy is no matter… They are currently a hot food trend in Japan. And, if we’ve learned anything about food trends, is that they usually last forever, if not longer.

Officially called ‘so-se-jin’, a play on the Japanese words for ‘sausage’ (so-se-ji) and ‘people’ (jin) — they’re created with a few simple cuts, and when cooked, will form arms and the expression of your choice.

I, for one, welcome our new sausage overlords. And you should consider including them in lunch to instantly add some adorbz. Or, to freak out the kids.

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[via Rocket News 24]

A Bacon-Wrapped Hot Dog With A Sausage For A Bun, Y’all!

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Proof once again that bread is over, The Vulgar Chef has created the Hot Dog in a Sausage Bun.

For an added bonus, the hot dog is wrapped in bacon. Take that, bread.

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