Pizza Panties Will Deliver On Pizza Night

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Pizza… It provides sustenance when we don’t feel like cooking, and keeps our delivery boys employed. And, because of a pizza slice’s triangle shape, it provides the template for the perfect undergarment. Is there anything pizza can’t do?

Brought to us by Evrything Pizza, Pizza Panties have got you covered. Packaged in an individual pizza box, the panties will make for an extra special pizza night. Whether you deliver, is up to you. Woot!

The project is currently in Kickstarter phase, and you can check it out here.

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[link, via Incredible Things]

Nick Offerman Has A Pizza Farm With Acres of Pepperoni Slices

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Nick Offerman, like most, has a dream of growing his own pizza slices, thwarting whole pies and ridiculous delivery charges. Seen in this Funny or Die video, Farmer Nick’s philosophy of, “If it’s on a plant, it’s good for you,” is encouraging healthy eating with “acres of pizza, kissed by the sun.”

Offerman was even nice enough to harvest some taquitos, fish sticks and sloppy joes — for those who are sick of stupid fruit. I’m just glad that this is all very real, as the pizza seeds that I planted as a kid, have yet to show any progress. Thanks, Farmer Nick.

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Pizza Commercials Fed Through Google’s Artificial Neural Network Will Deliver Nightmares

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Google’s new Deep Dream Artificial Neural Network was created to help understand and train our perception of dream imagery, by studying the system’s interpretation of images. Or, simply-put, to reproduce acid trips without any permanent damage.

Neue Modern had the brilliant idea to feed pizza commercials through the network, and the results are horrifying. Not only are we subjected to slices of Papa John’s and other sub-pizzas pulled away slowly from their gooey brethren — but the pizzas are interpreted by the network as dog-like creatures and other nightmare fuel.

Please watch this…

[link, via Laughing Squid]

Pizza Fried Chicken Wings Exist, Thanks To KFC Hong Kong

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Pizza and fried chicken can be wonderful. As long as they’re consumed at different times with at least a few days in-between. KFC Hong Kong has no time to wait for your separate fried chicken and pizza nights.

Officially-titled Napoli Crispy Pizza Chicken, it’s fried chicken sprinkled with mozzarella cheese, cheddar, and pizza sauce. At least this pizza chicken will help consolidate a few take-out nights.

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[link, via Buzzfeed]