The Pizza Chopper Will Easily Ride Across Your Pizza

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If you’re looking for adventure, or whatever comes your way on pizza night — the Pizza Chopper is here to help.

Designed to resemble a chopper motorcycle, this pizza cutter will be the coolest way to segment your pie. If you’re truly born to be wild, they’ll be some pepperoni involved.

Ergonomic plastic handle with stainless steel blade. Red and black. New at The Foodiggity Shop.

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Pizza Socks Will Deliver Good Foot Coverage

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Show off your love of pizza, and get some much-needed calf coverage, with Pizza Knee High Socks.

Laden with yummy cheese and pepperoni, wear them with your other pizza couture… We know you have some.

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Pizza With A French Fries Crust Exists

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French fries… They complement our bacon cheeseburgers perfectly and act as a suitable platform for gravy and cheese. Now, french fries have been given the greatest responsibility ever bestowed on a food item… to provide a crunchy base for our pizza.

The French Fries Crust Pizza is brought to us by Foodinese, and is made possible by fusing fries together with mozzarella as glue, and then adding toppings. Might we suggest a bacon cheeseburger or gravy and cheese pizza?

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A Pizza Hut Run By Cats, Because Japan

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Cats are the undisputed champions of mindless internet entertainment. So, it only makes sense that they should get to run their own restaurant on the internet. And, if this were to ever happen, it also makes sense that this would take place in Japan.

Pizza Cat is an ongoing web series by Pizza Hut Japan, with episodes that include our cast of cats attempting to run a Pizza Hut. That is until they fall back into their cat-like habits, such as standing on keyboards, and being excruciatingly lazy.

Like cats and pizza? You can watch episodes of Pizza Cat on YouTube. And, if you figure out the point of this series, please feel free to let us know.

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The Pizza Bikini Will Deliver Poolside

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If you’d like to look hot and fresh out of the oven this summer, the Pyknic Pizza Bikini is here to help.

Brought to us by our friends at Pyknic, the pepperoni and cheese-adorned swimwear will certainly get the men’s attention — or anyone else who hasn’t had lunch yet. Check out the Pizza Bikini here.

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