GIVEAWAY!! Tell Us A Pirate Joke And You Could Win A Legless Pirate Corkscrew

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ARRR you ready for a giveaway, me hearties? For helping us pick our latest product, The Legless Pirate Corkscrew, you now have a chance to win one. It’s simple… Head over to Foodiggity’s Facebook page here and tell us the best pirate joke that you know. The one that makes us giggle like a drunken sailor the most gets the loot.*

BONUS… Everyone who submits their pirate humor can also get 22%-off their entire next order at the Foodiggity Shop. Just shoot an email to chris[at]foodiggity[com] with subject “Pirate Loot” and we’ll send a over a coupon code.†

* Enter as many times as you like. One winner will receive one Legless Pirate Corkscrew from the Foodiggity Shop. Winner must have a shipping address within the U.S. Contest ends 3/24/14, Noon EST.

†Spend your bounty wisely… Coupon code cannot be combined with another offer. Coupon code expires 3/1/14.

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ARRRE You Ready To Open Some Bottles? The Legless Pirate Corkscrew Can Help

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Do you need to get a bottle opened, me hearties? Well, the Legless Pirate Corkscrew is here to help.

Complete with a corkscrew for a leg, and a waiter’s friend and foil cutter for arms — this pirate is ready to open any wine bottle. He even comes with a bottle-opening eye patch for sodas and beers, and a parrot on his arm.

So, why are pirates such good bottle openers? Because they ARRRR!!!

Stainless steel and durable ABS plastic. New at The Foodiggity Shop.

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Treasure Chest Barbecue Grill

When you’re done pillaging your supermarket’s meat section, and would then like to cook up your bounty — The Pirate Treasure Chest BBQ is here to help.

Brought to us by Etsy member firesculptureart, the fully-functional grill was created to look like an antique wooden treasure chest. It comes complete with a three burner grill chamber, and single burner “Hot slather” simmerin’ oven. So, go ahead and invite your mateys over for a little BBBQ. The extra ‘B’ is for booty.

[link, via The Awesomer]

How To Make Your Own Pirate Chest Cooler

When your beer is your booty, you’ll need something like a Pirate Chest Cooler. Brought to us by Redditor ShutUpLori, an ordinary Igloo cooler is turned into a drink-holding vessel suitable for the fanciest of pillagers and tailgaters. Especially for Pittsburgh Pirate fans — if there is still such a thing. Check out the “how To” here.

[link, via Incredible Things]