Toast Perfume Exists

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If you’re looking to attract the opposite sex, and want to help quell the low-carb diet fad, Eau de Toast is here to help. Brought to us by The Federation of Bakers, a few models at London Fashion Week wore the scent to help the cause.

The limited edition scent was offered in free samples, that are unfortunately already gone. Back to sticking your face over the toaster so you can smell better.

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Pizza Hut Has a Perfume Now

Pizza Hut, the international restaurant chain famous for its pizza-like fare, is now offering its own perfume. Offered by Pizza Hut Canada, the limited edition fragrance is said to smell like “freshly baked, hand-tossed dough.”

However, if it is really supposed to smell like a Canadian slice of Pizza Hut “pizza,” it should also present a waft of stale tomato sauce, processed cheese, and game-worn hockey skates.

Pizza Hut Perfume is limited to only the first 110 fans that earn it on the Hut’s Facebook page. Enjoy your new musk, eh!

[via Laughing Squid]