Sweet Desserts Made of Meat

These seemingly sweet desserts are anything but. Created by artist Jasmin Schuller, Sweet Meat is a series of candy and ice cream made entirely out of meat products. Slice me off a piece of bacon pie.

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Dean Martin’s Burger Recipe

Dear Gwyneth… You’re doing it wrong.

[from The Celebrity Cookbook, via Vulture]

It’s Cow Appreciation Day

If you don’t keep up with your pseudo food holidays/marketing gimmicks, then you probably don’t know that today is Cow Appreciation Day.

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Why People Tend To Hate Vegans

Although not all vegans are bad — some of my best friends know a vegan — we do get a few that are so insufferable and self-righteous, that they give all leaf-eaters a bad name.

We present Exhibit A and B for your consideration – an actual note written by a vegan to her meat-eater roommate. Prepare to get angry.

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The Ron Swanson Meat Mosaic

Parks and Recreation’s Ron Swanson, besides slowly becoming the greatest TV character ever, likes meat. NBC wants to remind you of this fact, with the assemblage of the Ron Swanson Mosaic.

Print a hi-res copy to hang in your cubicle, and show your love of the curmudgeon, meat, and NBC primetime.

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What Lady Gaga’s Meat Dress Looks Like Now

Last year, Lady Gaga received an MTV Video Music Award for making something called a ‘music video’. She accepted while wearing a meat dress. Ever since, rumors have swirled as to whatever happened to the highly perishable fashion item.

Well, wonder no more monsters, as the dress has resurfaced in jerky form. The meat dress has been properly cured, and will be donated to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame — adding yet another item that has nothing to do with Rock and Roll.

[via Buzzfeed]