How To Use Chopsticks

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If you were looking for the definitive instructional video on how to properly use chopsticks, then look no further. At least The Japanese Tradition is somewhat educational for the first few minutes — until the video takes a bizarre turn and starts following standard Japanese protocol, i.e. bat-shit-craziness. Please enjoy.

[link, via The Awesomer]

This Japanese Print Ad is Probably for Oranges

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The best way to advertise for a particular product… Replace all of that boring and time-consuming copy with the item that you’re trying to push. That’s exactly what a Japanese newspaper did, using meticulously dissected and placed orange parts to tell the story — probably about oranges.

The ad is specifically for Mikan Oranges, Japan’s most popular version of the fruit, and was made to help reinforce the product’s availability. Assuming that there were some oranges left afterwards.

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[via TAXI]

Domo Toaster

Hello, Domo… Now make me some toast. The Domo Toaster, besides being a big brown tribute to the Japanese mascot, will print his adorably ferocious face on your toast. Domo!

[link, via Holy Cool]

Sushi Memo Blocks

Need somewhere to jot down a quick phone number, or need a simple reminder to pick up more sticky rice and tuna? Keep those important notes, nigiri-style, with Sushi Memo Blocks. The sticky notes are designed to be a fun and hunger-inducing addition to any desktop, and will help you remember the important stuff — even if it’s not raw fish-related.

 

 

[link, via Gadget-O]

The Lettuce Umbrella

If you like romaine lettuce, and getting caught in the rain… The Vegetabrella is here to help. Made to look like a head of leafy greens when closed, it opens up into a fully-functional umbrella. Stay dry, and veggie.

[link, via Lost At E Minor]

Nunchuck Chopsticks Turn Dinner Deadly

 

Keep yourself protected on take-out night with Nunchops. Chained together like the deadly nunchaku, you can use the chopsticks to give a good old whack to anyone who tries to sneak a spring roll from your plate. Just try not to bop yourself in the head.

Unless you’re a white belt in the culinary arts, then perhaps Chopstick Kids are more your speed.

[via Incredible Things]