Gummi Venus de Milo was once at the center of a Homer Simpson sexual harassment case — seriously. DeviantArt member, goosezilla, made these irresistible gummies a realty. Ass-grabbing will surely ensue.
Dress Made of 50,000 Gummy Bears
What better way to help launch the new TWELV magazine, and pay homage to the late designer Alexander McQueen, than with a full-length ball gown made from gummy bears?
The dress, inspired by another colorful but gummy-less work by McQueen, consists of about 50,000 gummy bears, and weighs over 200 lbs — or about four-times as much as the model wearing it.
[via Buzzfeed]
These Cute Little Gummi Bears Will Burn Your Face Off
Sure, they look all cute and gelatinous, but these gummi bears are far from sweet. Evil Hot Gummi Bears are infused with habanero chilis — which tend to clock in at 100,000–350,000 SHUs. Just try not to get them mixed up with the clear pineapple ones.
Available for pre-order at Firebox.
[via Laughing Squid]
Foul Mouthed Gummies
If gummy bears and worms are a bit too cutesy for you, there’s now the more adult and direct Foul Mouthed Gummies. Containing all four letters of the F, dash, dash, dash word — the obscene candy would make a great gag gift for a lover, as in “Let’s…” or for an enemy as in “Go” and “Yourself.”
Either way, Foul Mouthed Gummies can be found here.
Just a 26-Pound Gummy Bear, That’s All
Do you ever worry that your next party might not be gelatinous enough? Sure, we all do. So, the crazies at Vat19 want to help, with The 26-Pound Party Gummy Bear. And if a small child’s worth of gummy isn’t enough to get the party going, the bears come with a hollowed-out belly to instantly become the coolest serving bowl in the house.
But 26 pounds of gummy doesn’t come cheap — the bear sells for $199.99. Which is fine if you stick to your $200 gummy budget. Party on!
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