Dicks By Mail, For When You Need Someone To ‘Eat A Bag of Dicks’

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If you’ve ever urged someone to “eat a bag of dicks,” you now have the opportunity to make sure that they do so.

Dicks By Mail is the passive-aggressive parcel you’ve been waiting for. Now you can use the service to send a bag o’ gummy dicks, with not-so friendly instructions. Help sending your gummy dicks can be found here.

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[link, via Laughing Squid]

Ghost Pepper Infused Gummi Bears

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If you’d like an adorable little gummy treat that’ll burn your face off, Evil Hot Gummi Bears are here to help.

The licorice gummies might seem sweet as first. However, they’re infused with one of the world’s hottest peppers, the naga jolokia — aka, The Ghost Pepper.

An unsuspecting gummi-eater could easily grab a handful without knowing the danger. So, please don’t let anyone do that, it would be far too entertaining to watch.

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Gummy Humans, 3D-Printed Gummy Versions of Actual People

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Why should adorable little bears be the only ones who can have their heads bitten off? FabCafe, in honor of the Asian holiday White Day, has organized an event in which they will create gummy replicas of actual men to give to their significant other.

Officially titled, White Day “Gummy Man” 3D Workshop, the March 14th holiday is a day for men to reciprocate the gifts given to them on Valentine’s Day. But what if she likes Gummy You better?

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[via Spoon & Tamago]