Gold Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter

Boldly go where no ordinary silver pizza cutter has gone before. The limited-edition Golden Star Trek Pizza Cutter will slice your pizza as classy as possible. However, celebrating your geekdom on pizza night will not come cheap — as the gold-plated Enterprise is $99.99. Comes in a fancy case though.

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There’s Gold In Them Thar Beers

Most of us have had some form of gold beer. But it was probably limited to the shiny can of a Coors Extra, or the golden hue of Miller High Life. Now, for a select few, a Czech brewery is making an actual gold beer, by placing 0.018 grams of the inert metal in each bottle.

Officially titled “Re” after the Egyptian sun god, and packaged in an actual champagne bottle — the golden lager is truly “The Champagne of Beers.” Sorry, Miller High Life.

 

 

Gold-Infused Cheese Exists

Brought to us by Britain’s Long Clawson Dairy, Gold-Infused Cheese is here to make your holidays extra blingy. The serving of Stilton is infused with real edible gold leaf and cinnamon Schnapps, and will set you back £60 per 100-gram slice — about $100 per 2 oz. So while you enjoy a sliver with the other 1%, you can laugh maniacally knowing that 99% of the country is sitting home eating Velveeta.

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