Rib Stain Camo

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We know how you feel… It’s rib-eating season and you’re dreading the excessive napkin use and dry cleaning bills. Well, worry no more, because Rib Stain Camo is here to help. Already patterned with rib sauce stains, the shirt will allow you to drip all you want — sans napkins and bib.

Bonus… Because it’s a cotton t-shirt, Rib Stain Camo is easily washable. Or, don’t wash it all, no one will ever know. Now we just need some Rib Stain Camo pants, and we can ditch the lap napkin too. But please, Rib Stain Camo… Can you make the pants with an elastic waist? Asking for a friend.

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Lacoste Eclairs

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For the cream-filled dessert enthusiast, who’s also kind of a label whore, there’s Lacoste Eclairs. The preppy treats were created by French bakery, Fauchon, to help celebrate Lacoste’s 80th anniversary.

Just make sure that while enjoying your Lacoste Eclair — label out, collar up, yuppie.

[via PSFK]

Burdens of Excess, Fashion Accessories Made Of Meat

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Louis Vuitton Open Bag, 14.5 x 17.5 x 12.5 in, wax, leather and metal

Meat your new favorite fashion accessories… Created to be a commentary on over-the-top consumerism, Swiss artist Andrea Hasler created Burdens of Excess — a series of fashion accessories made of meat.

At least the sculptures are made to look like meat — they actually consist of a few materials, mostly a wax compound. So, please do not try to eat the Gucci.

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Marc Jacobs Bag, 6.5 x 7.5 x 8.5 in, wax, leather and metal

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YSL Hat, 10 x 9.5 x 12 in, wax and metal

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Jimmy Choo Shoes, 8 x 8 x 8.5 in, wax, leather and metal

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Butcher Briefs, For The Man Who’s Proud of His Meat

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Gentlemen… Is your underwear not making you feel enough like a piece of meat? Or, perhaps you and your significant other believe that everything is made better with a butcher diagram – even your man-junk. Simply slap on a pair of Butcher Briefs, and let the euphemisms and “meat” jokes commence!

Butcher Briefs are brought to us by chef Chris Cosentino and Betabrand, and is currently in concept phase.

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Watermelon Socks

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Grab some Watermelon Slice Socks and you could have the most appropriate footwear at your next picnic or cookout — assuming they have watermelon there. And, that you go shoeless.

Come to think of it, these might be a little warm for the summer. Oh, never mind, just download the pattern, and try to have them done by Labor Day.

[via Laughing Squid]

Jacket Made Entirely of Ziploc Sandwich Bags and Filled With Snacks

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A crafts and snack enthusiast named Diane created a stylish jacket made entirely of Ziploc bags. Great for if you like to snack on the go, or you really like to show off what you keep in your pockets. And if you need to keep people from stealing your jacket snacks, consider making one with a few Anti-Theft Lunch Bags.

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[link, via Incredible Things]