Coffee, Tea, and Fruit Juice Stains as Art

Whereas most people would be breaking out the club soda or Zout, artist Angela Mercedes Donna Otto turns spilled drink stains into works of art. Using something called “apophenia” — an innate tendency to construct order amongst chaos – Otto takes the random patterns of deliberately-spilled drinks, then connects them to create perceptible characters. See more of Otto’s work here.

[link, via Design Taxi]

How To Make Your Own Pirate Chest Cooler

When your beer is your booty, you’ll need something like a Pirate Chest Cooler. Brought to us by Redditor ShutUpLori, an ordinary Igloo cooler is turned into a drink-holding vessel suitable for the fanciest of pillagers and tailgaters. Especially for Pittsburgh Pirate fans — if there is still such a thing. Check out the “how To” here.

[link, via Incredible Things]

These Drink Coasters Are Money

Currency Coasters are created from the shredded remains of out-of-circulation U.S. notes. So, whatever’s your beverage of choice, you can feel like a one-percenter by resting your drink on cash money. However, they won’t help light your cigars. The set includes 4 money coasters.

[link, via Holy Cool]

Mustache Glass Markers

At the time of this writing — mustaches are in, while drinking out of someone else’s glass is not. Luckily there are Mustache Glass Markers to help make your drink unmistakable from other party guests’. Whether you go Cossack-style or Proustian black, you’ll look dapper whilst drinking your pinot — even if you leave your lipstick marks too.

[link]

Eye Chart Cocktail Shaker

For the not-so serious drinker, and for a break from the standard stainless steel mixer, there’s the Eye Chart Cocktail Shaker. Designed to mix the finest of drinks, it also includes a handy eye chart for an occasional vision test, and to help decide if another martini is a good idea. Hint: If the top letter looks like a question mark to you… You’ve had too much.

[link]

Worm Tequila Salt

Why wait to get to the bottom of the tequila bottle to enjoy some worm? With Worm Salt, you can have that wormy goodness whenever you’d like.

Inspired by a Mexican condiment known as Sal de Gusano – worms are dried and ground with rock salt and chilies. Besides being a great accompaniment for cheap tequila, it will help add a smoky flavor to your sauces and salsas. And, the salt should be a great conversation starter at your next fiesta.

[link]