Helvetica Cookie Cutters Make The Best Plain Cookies

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If you’re looking for classically-delicious cookies, these Font Cookie Cutters will help you out. A set of Helvetica Cookie Cutters by Printmeneer will create some well-designed treats.

And, if you’re feeling daring with your baking, there’s a few more system fonts to choose from. Whether it’s a batch of Garamond, Futura, or Baskerville cookies — just make sure to kern them correctly for the upcoming bake sale.

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These Cookies Will Make You Feel Bad About The Ones You Make

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New York-based pastry chef, Amber Spiegel, makes beautiful cookies. And not just beautifully-shaped, or having the perfect cookie-to-chocolate chip ratio — but rather, each cookie being a true work of art.

See the cookie artist in action below. Keeping in mind that each one takes up to 45 minutes to create, and will probably take about 3.2 seconds to consume.

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Oreo Churros Exist

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Churros, seldom needing any help to be awesome, or requiring any type of ridiculous food mash-up, has teamed up with Oreo.

Oreo Churros, brought to us by J&J Snack Foods Corporation, brings the awesome sticks of fried dough together with America’s favorite cookie. Perfect for dipping into milk or the included creme dipping sauce. They can also be used to make your traditional churro-eating friends jealous.

[link, via First We Feast]

Red Velvet Oreos May Or May Not Exist

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OK, people… Try to remain calm. It’s all been leading up to this, and this is what you’ve been trained for.

Photos of Red Velvet Oreos have surfaced. Although, Nabisco is being rather cryptic about the cookie’s actual existence, their official comments have left the door open for an eventual mass production.

Cookie conspiracy theorists have already weighed-in on the authenticity of the packaging, and a few marketing students have staked claim to the shenanigans.

Either way, based on the attention this apparent hoax has already received, we believe that Nabisco will eventually do the right thing. That is, to start making some Red Velvet Oreos, pronto. Then, take Candy Corn Oreos out back and have them shot.

[via That’s Nerdalicious]

Girl Scout Cookie-Flavored Nesquik Exists

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Because Girl Scouts can’t be camped out in front of the post office year-round, we need to come up with creative ways to get our cookie fix. Enter Girl Scout cookie-flavored Nesquik.

Available in Thin Mints and Caramel Coconut, the ‘milk’ will help get us through the year, albeit in liquid form. Look for it terrorizing your local beverage fridge, and let us know if you indulge. Good luck.

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[via Thrillist]