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By most accounts, avocado prices are skyrocketing. Therefore, we should immediately start hollowing out that annoying fruit part and fill it with a latte.
The Avolatte has been exposed to the world by Truman Cafe in Melbourne, Australia. Although, the Avolatte appears to have been a one-time joke, these will certainly begin popping up in neighborhoods with a large handlebar mustache and fixie bicycle population. Keep an eye out for them, so you can enjoy one before they’re cool.
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Just in case you’re sick of unicorn everything, black lattes are here to cast a shadow on that tired food trend. Charcoal lattes, as they’re known, have actually been around for a while and used for detox purposes.
They’ve gained popularity lately — perhaps just in time to help desaturate our Instagram feeds, and rid us of pink and sprinkles on everything.
[via That’s Nerdalicious]
Stop tying up both hands with a bagel in one and a coffee in the other. Einstein Bros. Bagels has come up with a hand and time-saver, with the Espresso Buzz Bagel.
Each one of these ‘Boosted Bagels’ is made with caffeinated flour, which will provide about 32mg of delicious life-affirming caffeine. Although that intake may not be enough to replace your morning cup of coffee, it would surely be a nice accompaniment to your liquid brew.
Unless you eat about six of these bagels instead… you’ll get your precious daily dose of caffeine, and carb intake for the week.
Say hello to our new Boosted Bagels, jam-packed w/ flavor & benefits to soar above the average breakfast. Learn more https://t.co/HsxdQdnasG pic.twitter.com/kj3f8M66Cy
— Einstein Bros. (@EinsteinBros) May 4, 2017
If you take your coffee by the gallon, then this video is not for you. Created by director and animator Lucas Zanotto, the World’s Smallest Cup of Coffee has been brewed.
A promotion for Paulig, the process begins with a single coffee bean ground with a nail file. The grind is then placed in a tiny cone filter and, using a mini pour-over method, the coffee is brewed one drip at a time.
The caffeine content in this minuscule mug? Probably not enough to improve your morning. And, don’t try to order the World’s Smallest Coffee at the coffee shop… your barista will hate you, more so.
Clear coffee is here, and we have some questions. Firstly, “what in the hell?” Then it’s on to, “Why does this product exist?”
CLR CFF, as it’s known, has the answers we seek, and they actually makes perfect sense. Created by brothers David and Adam Nagy, the bottled brew is here to help solve a real world problem… and it’s not just to fill the gaping hole in the clear beverage market left by Crystal Pepsi.
The once opaque beverage is now clear to keep from staining the drinker’s teeth. Using “high quality Arabica coffee beans” and “methods which have never been used before,” CLR CFF will provide the caffeine fix you seek, while maintaining your pearly whites. Unless you’ve been drinking a lot of regular coffee and your teeth are a shade of tan. See, you need this stuff.
Check it out here.
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