Gummi Bear Cereal, Sort of

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When you’d like to start the day off as gummy as possible, Gummi Bears Cereal is here to help. Actually, it’s nothing more than an enormous box of real gummi bears made to look like cereal packaging. But we won’t tell… Breakfast is served!

Sure, you’ll crash hard around 10:30, but that breakfast buzz was pretty awesome. Plus, you’ll get your recommended daily value of gummi. Available here.

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Cap’n Crunch Is Getting His Own Late Night Talk Show

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Move over, Letterman, Leno, and whoever else no one stays up late enough to watch — because Cap’n Crunch is getting his own late night talk show… Seriously. The Cap’n Crunch Show is the next step in the Cap’n’s comeback, after a recent revival of the brand, thanks in large part to some successful social media marketing. The decision to launch a Cap’n Crunch cereal that’s all Crunch Berries probably didn’t hurt either.

The Cap’n Crunch Show will run on its very own YouTube channel every other Tuesday at 11:35pm, beginning May 7th. Guests are expected to be some heavy hitters from the breakfast and kiddie cereal industry. Hopefully, we get a rare appearance from Fruit Brute, or some of the other cereal monsters. We hear they’re a tough interview.

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Cereal-Flavored Milk Exists

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Fact… The milk that remains in the bowl when the cereal is gone is the best kind of milk. However, to enjoy this sugary and often odd-colored concoction — we need to go to the cupboard, pour cereal, eat it, then use both hands to lift and tilt the bowl… Arggh, never mind, this is exhausting.

Lucky for everyone, something called Cow Wow Cereal Milk exists. It’s a brand of milk that already tastes like cereal — without the pouring, and the eating, and the tilting… Oh, forget it… Just check out Cow Wow here.

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Peanut Butter Cup Rice Krispies Treats

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Rice Krispies Treats… The antiquated cereal-inspired dessert that has coasted on nostalgia and gooeyness for decades. But recently, there’s been sort of a Rice Krispies Treat renaissance, with modernized versions of the boring old squares.

Sure, they’re still square, but Peanut Butter Cup Rice Krispies Treats provide a worthy update to the tired cereal box recipe — by inserting Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups instead of more bland rice cereal. The recipe can be found here.

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If Alcohol Had Mascots Like Kids’ Cereal

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Unlike impressionable young children and their breakfast cereal — we adults don’t need some cartoon mascot to get us to drink, thank you very much. But if we did, the ads might look something like what’s brought to us by Alex Watt of College Humor. Now who wants some booze and cereal?

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