A Father And Daughter Created A Cereal-Eating Machine, Sort-of

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Mornings are hard. And, we don’t need the added responsibility, or have the time to manually shovel cereal into our face.

Luckily, Ivan Owen and his daughter are here to help save our mornings. The crafty duo invented a Cereal-Eating Machine… and it’s built for speed.

It’s certainly not built for efficiency, as more cereal will probably wind up on the kitchen floor than in your mouth. No mention if the duo has plans to mass produce their morning-enhancing invention. In the meantime, dads will have to come up with another way to piss off mom before work.

Please watch this…

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The Fruity Pebbles Ice Cream Cone

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Fruity Pebbles is a nostalgic cereal that adds some color to breakfast. But, let’s be honest, it too easily becomes a soggy mess and, at the end of the day, is nothing but shameless promotion for The Flintstones.

Nick from Dude Foods wants to bring the multi-colored cereal to its former glory, with the Fruity Pebbles Ice Cream Cone. The rainbow carrying vessel is very festive. Just don’t let the ice cream melt too much, or you’ll have a soggy rainbow in your hand.

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Mini Pop-Tart Cereal Is The Best Way To Start The Day

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Making decisions in the morning is hard. And, there’s no bigger AM struggle, than trying to decide between Pop-Tarts or cereal for breakfast.

Now, thanks to Mini Pop-Tart Cereal by Bustle, we can do both. Although the recipe is a bit labor-intensive, the end result is Pop-Tart cereal. And you get to fill them with whatever you’d like… this is your breakfast.

The recipe can be found here. Bring it on, morning!

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[link, via The Kitchn]

Snack Foods Repackaged To Help Them Appear Artisanal

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If you’ve ever wondered how you could make those junk foods of yours appear more fancy… it’s all about the packaging.

Dan Meth over at Buzzfeed tests this theory, by repackaging some very unsophisticated food, to make them appear more artisanal.

For example, Slim Jim become Slim James, and suddenly the meat-like stick is suitable for the snootiest of food snobs.

Although, I do not agree with a single-chamber package of Nerds… That’s some low-brow shit.

 

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Grab Your Spoons, An All-Cereal Café Exists

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images via Buzzfeed

Do you love cereal, but hate all of the other superfluous food at the supermarket? Twin brothers Gary and Alan Keery feel your pain, and have opened a store in London that serves cereal and nothing but cereal.

Cereal Killer Café is now open for business, serving some well-known cereals, and even some classic hard-to-find elsewhere brands. Milk is served on the side to accommodate those who do not like their cereal-to-milk ratio messed with.

There’s also cereal-related merchandise and baked goods, as well as artwork made with the stuff. Grab your spoons, Londoners.

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[via Buzzfeed]