Behold, The Rice Krispies Treat Burger

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As we continue to explore new ways of sandwiching a burger, while encouraging adult onset diabetes, stuff like the Rice Krispies Treat Burger will keep happening.

Brought to us by The Vulgar Chef — one of these culinary monstrosities could be yours with little more than a burger patty, bacon, peanut butter, and a cereal box recipe. Somewhere, Snap, Crackle and Pop weep.

[link, via Thrillist]

Foods Organized Neatly For Obsessive Compulsive Eaters

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Things Organized Neatly is a single-serve Tumblr blog for obsessive compulsive folk. The site, curated by Austin Radcliffe, consists of nothing but items arranged into neat patterns, creating an art form in organization.

Whether the items are separated by color, shape, or are all part of a bigger unit — the project creates an aesthetic that is pleasing to the eyes, even if you’re not a neat-freak.

However, someone should tell them that separating Froot Loops is waste of time, considering that they’re all the same flavor.

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[link, via My Modern Met]

Unicorn Barf Makes For A Magically Delicious Dessert

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Unicorns defecate rainbows… We know this to be fact. However, not much thought has ever been given to what a unicorn’s vomit might look like. Until now.

Unicorn Barf is brought to us by Instructables member, Danger is my middle name. The simple recipe takes inspiration from Rice Krispies Treats — forgoing any annoying cereal, and making gooey squares from nothing but colorful Lucky Charms marbits.

So, there you have it… Unicorns are capable of providing rainbows from every orifice. And, something tells us that after a few blocks of Unicorn Barf, you’ll be expelling some rainbows too. The magically delicious recipe can be found here.

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One Long Rainbow Found In A Bowl of Lucky Charms

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Did imgur member CaitRose just find one very long rainbow marbit in her bowl of Lucky Charms? Or, did a unicorn take a poop in her cereal bowl?

No matter… It is a sign. Of what, we do not not know. But I would get that thing on Ebay, pronto. And, find the unicorn responsible. Rumor has it that their tears are made from delicious cereal milk.

[link, via First We Feast]

Cheerios Coated Grilled Cheese

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To help put a spin and some crunchiness on a grilled cheese sandwich, Serious Eats has come up with the Cheerios Coated Grilled Cheese Sandwich.

It’s simple… Just adhere some Cheerios cereal to toast, using some melted cheese as glue. Then go about your standard grilled cheese preparation, and breakfast and/or lunch is served.

Serious Eats’ recipe calls for ham and mustard, but you can roll however you like. You can even make a Cheerios Cheesus for all we we care.

[link, via Neatorama]