Planet Lollipops

Suck on Earth, or give Uranus a lick with Planet Lollipops. The hard candy suckers are brought to us by Vintage Confections, are made to order in flavors of your choosing, and come in a set of 10 — including the Sun and the former planet Pluto.

[Etsy, via Hi Consumption]

Gummi Venus de Milo

Gummi Venus de Milo was once at the center of a Homer Simpson sexual harassment case — seriously. DeviantArt member, goosezilla, made these irresistible gummies a realty. Ass-grabbing will surely ensue.

[link, via Buzzfeed]

The World’s Largest Lollipop

See’s Candies, located in Burlingame, California, recently broke the Guinness Record for the World’s Largest Lollipop. The large chocolate lolly… 16’7″ tall with stick, and about 7000 pounds. What, no gum inside?

[via Laughing Squid]

How To Make Your Own Candy Dispenser with a Canning Jar

Ball Jars… Is there anything they can’t do? Instructables member OutdoorGirl16196 brings us a fun and creative way to put those jars, and all of your old power tools, to good use. Inspiration and step-by-step instructions can be found here.

[link, via Lifehacker]

Gruesome Facial Injuries Created With Cake and Candy

Brought to us by Dutch photographer, Ashkan Honarvar, Faces 5 is a photo series that creates seemingly gnarly facial injuries with cake and candy. In place of blood and actual innards, icing and sprinkles are used to create imagery that’s a little easier to take — very little.

As described on the artist’s website, “This series constitutes Ashkan Honarvar’s search for an identity and the physical and psychological wounds inflicted on soldiers by war… Ashkan Honarvar used existing pictures of young First World War soldiers with facial mutilations.”

Now, who wants cake?

[link, via HuffPo]