Candy Alphabet

Teach your kids their ABCs, and learn about some of the more obscure candies with Candy Alphabet by Mike Boon. Each letter is represented by a candy that starts with that letter — even Z for Zombie Sour Patch Kids. When did those come out? Want.

Your cheat sheet…

Aero bars, Blue Sharks, Caramels, Dubble Bubble, Eat-More, Fruit Slices, Gummy Bears, Hershey bars, Ice Breakers, Jelly Belly Jelly Beans, Hershey Kisses, Life Savers, M&M’s, Nerds, Oh Henry bars, Pez, Quench Gum, Runts, Skittles, Twizzlers, U-No bars, Victory Vs, Winegums, Xtreme Peppermint (Ford Gum), York Peppermint Patties, Zombie Sour Patch Kids.

[link, via Laughing Squid]

Pizza Hut Unleashes Kit Kat Pops

Pizza Hut, continuing with their global plot to kill us all, has recently unleashed Kit Kat Pops in the Middle East. In case you’re wondering, the pops are Kit Kat candy bars wrapped in pizza dough, and covered in sugar. The video below may or may not help.

[link, via Laughing Squid]

Planet Lollipops

Suck on Earth, or give Uranus a lick with Planet Lollipops. The hard candy suckers are brought to us by Vintage Confections, are made to order in flavors of your choosing, and come in a set of 10 — including the Sun and the former planet Pluto.

[Etsy, via Hi Consumption]

Gummi Venus de Milo

Gummi Venus de Milo was once at the center of a Homer Simpson sexual harassment case — seriously. DeviantArt member, goosezilla, made these irresistible gummies a realty. Ass-grabbing will surely ensue.

[link, via Buzzfeed]

The World’s Largest Lollipop

See’s Candies, located in Burlingame, California, recently broke the Guinness Record for the World’s Largest Lollipop. The large chocolate lolly… 16’7″ tall with stick, and about 7000 pounds. What, no gum inside?

[via Laughing Squid]