Cinnabon Candy Canes Exist

Cinnabons are perhaps one of the greatest foods ever. And, most peppermint candy canes taste like used toothpaste. So, this holiday season, replace those ridiculously antiquated red and white canes with Cinnabon Candy Canes.

Not only will your holiday candy get a much needed upgrade — but the Cinnabon Candy Canes could make a strong argument to have Christmas colors officially changed to ‘cinnamon brown’ and ‘sugar-goo yellow.’

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The Skittles Sorting Machine

When you only care about tasting part of the rainbow, The Skittles Sorting Machine is here to help. Created by candy enthusiast/mad genius Brian Egenriether, the machine will sort your bag of yummy Skittles by color. It then leaves you an entire bowl of your favorite flavor, making it easier to dispose of the yucky purples. Either way, please watch this video.

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Sugar Pills, Placebo Capsules Filled with Candy Beads

For the hypochondriac with a sweet tooth, or a test subject for a major candy company, there’s Popping Placebo Pills by Animal Vegetable Mineral. Created for Eat Your Heart Out, the clear pill capsules are filled with various candy beads to help cure what ails you. Or, at least the sugar pills will help make you think they’re working.

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Candy Corn on The Cob

Finally, candy corn can be put to good use and returned to what we can only assume is its original form. Candy Corn on the Cob is brought to us by Instructables member and Foodiggity’s new favorite person, alaskantomboy. And, in case you were wondering, the actual cob part is cookie dough. Just don’t forget the Unicorns.

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Candy Alphabet

Teach your kids their ABCs, and learn about some of the more obscure candies with Candy Alphabet by Mike Boon. Each letter is represented by a candy that starts with that letter — even Z for Zombie Sour Patch Kids. When did those come out? Want.

Your cheat sheet…

Aero bars, Blue Sharks, Caramels, Dubble Bubble, Eat-More, Fruit Slices, Gummy Bears, Hershey bars, Ice Breakers, Jelly Belly Jelly Beans, Hershey Kisses, Life Savers, M&M’s, Nerds, Oh Henry bars, Pez, Quench Gum, Runts, Skittles, Twizzlers, U-No bars, Victory Vs, Winegums, Xtreme Peppermint (Ford Gum), York Peppermint Patties, Zombie Sour Patch Kids.

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