How To Reuse A Penis Pan

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If you’ve been chosen to be a bridesmaid, you have a few important responsibilities when it comes to the bachelorette party… Book the stripper, hold the bachelorette’s hair back when she vomits, and purchase a penis cake pan.

But when the party’s over and the cake is long gone… What do you do with the pan? Penis Pans has a few ideas. Described as, “One Woman’s Struggle To Use Her Penis Pan,” the site is loaded with alternative uses for the once unworkable device.

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How To Make A Cake Pan Ukulele

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For the handy bluegrass-lover with a sweet tooth, there’s the Panjolele – a ukulele made from a cake pan. What you’ll need, besides too much free time… Two cake pans, 20 toothpicks, some lumber, a handful of screws and an arsenal of tools. See full instructions here.

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Typography Cake

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We’ve all used the outside of a cake to display a message, e.g., “Happy Birthday,” “Congratulations,” or “You’re Fired.” But wouldn’t it be infinitely cooler and more creative to place the message on the inside? Athena and Victoria from A Subtle Revelry have the answer, with the Typography Cake and a font series worthy of being baked, read, and then eaten.

The recipe and technique for the Typography Cake can be found here. Just think of how much more fun it’ll be to fire someone.

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Life-Size Darth Vader Cake

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Impressive… Most impressive. The Life-Size Darth Vader Cake is brought to us by Amanda Oakleaf — the same cake-maker that created the Life-Size Stormtrooper Cake.

When complete, the dark lord cake weighed just over 500 lbs, and stood 6 feet 7 inches tall. We can only imagine the sound it made when it was finally cut into.

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[link, via Geeks Are Sexy]

Modern Art Desserts Cookbook

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Want to impress your guests with a Mondrian Cake or some Jeff Koons White Hot Chocolate? Modern Art Desserts contains 27 recipes inspired by actual works from the San Francisco Museum of Modern Art, and from desserts served at their rooftop cafe.

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See more modern art desserts from our previous coverage of the SF MoMA here.

[buy Modern Art Desserts here]

Resignation Letter Cake

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If you’re drowning in a dead-end job, your true passion is calling, and you would like to resign in the sweetest way possible… You can do what Chris Holmes did and do it via cake. At the time an immigration officer for the UK Border Force, Holmes finally realized his true calling, his new moniker “Mr. Cake,” and piped up this heartfelt resignation letter.

Very cool, and a lot more classy than a store-bought cake that says, “I Quit.” Those usually won’t get you a good reference.

[via Neatorama]