Burger King Japan Has Created An All-Black Cheeseburger Because Of Course They Have


Burger King Japan, not content with boring beige buns and yellow cheese, brings us the The Kuro Burger. The terrifying-looking sandwich is made so by blacking out almost every component.

Black bun, black sauce, and a somewhat disturbing black cheese. All colored naturally with bamboo charcoal and squid ink. Natural or not… Black cheese!!

Seen above is the Kuro Pearl, followed by the Kuro Diamond below. At least the Diamond adds some splashes of color. Still… Black cheese!! This is too much, Japan… even for you.



[link, via First We Feast]

The Earth Burger Is Out of This World


Nothing good can come from any blue food. That is unless that blue food is a cereal endorsed by a cartoon ghost, or it’s paying homage to our home planet.

At Japanese science museum, Orbi Yokohama, they’re serving up burgers and sandwiches with blue buns made to resemble Earth. Green is added to represent the landmasses… and so nobody thinks that they’re eating Uranus.


[via Neatorama]

The Cheeseburger Mask, for The Meatiest Halloween Ever


Halloween will be here before you know it, and you’re way too lazy to buy an entire costume. Well, if you also enjoy beef, problem solved.

The Cheeseburger Mask will help provide a suitable outfit for any Halloween party you’ll be attending. Unless the party is filled with vegetarians dressed as lettuce.

The best part, the burger headwear is so awesome, you’ll hardly need to wear anything else. Unless you’d like to go full-burger from head to toe, but that might make you look silly.


Have Your Selfie Printed On A Burger With Mayonnaise For Some Reason


If you were wondering how this selfie craze could be made a little bit more intolerable, Hellmann’s has the answer. Warning… it involves printing your mug on a burger using mayonnaise.

Hellmann’s recently set up a selfie printing station/burger truck and, with the help of a 3D printer, created Burger Selfies. Although the pictures weren’t taken by the subject themselves, so “selfie” is a bit misleading. That, and nobody believes that anyone still puts mayonnaise on a burger. Lies! All lies!!

[link, via Incredible Things]

Harissa Tomei Burger, A Delicious Tribute to Marisa Tomei and Meat


As a fitting tribute to My Cousin Vinny’s girlfriend, Pornburger assembled the Harissa Tomei.

The Marisa Tomei burger includes a grass-fed beef patty topped with a slice of lamb belly, strawberry harissa, heirloom tomato, goat cheese, pickled red onion, mesclun greens, “tarragon green goddess” dressing on a brioche bun. Yeah… you blend.