That’s no pancake… It’s a Death Star Waffle. Thanks to The Death Star Waffle Maker, you’ll now have the finest breakfast in the galaxy.
Leave your batter on a bit longer and really go over to the dark side. Makes 7″ waffles. Available here.
Save valuable time in the morning by having your coffee and corn flakes at the same time. Coffee Cereal is here to help get you through the morning in one convenient bowl.
The cereal is corn flakes infused with coffee flavor and life-affirming caffeine. Take it black or add milk. Need sugar? Add some Frosted Flakes. The possibilities are endless.
As beer inches closer to becoming a socially acceptable breakfast, a Pop-Tart-inspired beer makes perfect sense.
Created by 21st Amendment Brewery, Toaster Pastry India Style Red Ale will help get the day started. Although a 7.6% ABV and 74 IBU isn’t terribly morning-friendly — it’s nothing some extra frosting and sprinkles can’t fix.
The Toaster Pastry beer will be released on August 29th, as part of 21st Amendment’s launch of their new brew facility in San Leandro, CA.
The beer is an American-style Hefeweizen (wheat beer), however it doesn’t actually contain any Wheaties. So, pouring this beer into your Wheaties would not be redundant.
Now, the question remains… Will HefeWheaties start displaying above-average drinkers on the can? Perhaps, athletes with drinking problems? Either way, the beer will be available in 16-ounce cans, but will only see limited release in Minnesota.
The Cereal Dress was created using 4,000 stalks of wheat, 500 whole almonds, 800 cut almonds, 50 vanilla pods, 50 vanilla flowers, 450 whole apples, and 100 curled apple peels, preserved peels, and apple slices.
Pass the milk, and let’s enjoy this breakfast couture.
[via Mental Floss]