GIVEAWAY!! Tell Us A Pirate Joke And You Could Win A Legless Pirate Corkscrew

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ARRR you ready for a giveaway, me hearties? For helping us pick our latest product, The Legless Pirate Corkscrew, you now have a chance to win one. It’s simple… Head over to Foodiggity’s Facebook page here and tell us the best pirate joke that you know. The one that makes us giggle like a drunken sailor the most gets the loot.*

BONUS… Everyone who submits their pirate humor can also get 22%-off their entire next order at the Foodiggity Shop. Just shoot an email to chris[at]foodiggity[com] with subject “Pirate Loot” and we’ll send a over a coupon code.†

* Enter as many times as you like. One winner will receive one Legless Pirate Corkscrew from the Foodiggity Shop. Winner must have a shipping address within the U.S. Contest ends 3/24/14, Noon EST.

†Spend your bounty wisely… Coupon code cannot be combined with another offer. Coupon code expires 3/1/14.

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[go here to enter]

Brew Cutlery: A Knife, Spoon and Fork With Included Bottle Opener

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Real world problem… You’re in the middle of your meal, and you need to open another beer. Sure, you could stop what you’re doing and find the bottle opener, but that would just cut into your eating time.

Brew Cutlery is here to help, with a set of cutlery that includes a handy bottle opener on the end. Whether you’re in the middle of scooping, impaling or cutting your food — you only have to flip your cutlery around to pop open a beer. Problem solved.

The utensils are a minimalist design of 18/10 stainless steel. Currently in Kickstarter mode, you can visit the site and check it out.

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[link, via The Awesomer]

The Cap Zappa, For All Of Your Bottle Opening and Cap Launching Needs

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Never has opening a bottle and launching the cap across the room been easier, than with the Cap Zappa Bottle Opener. Simply pry open your beverage, choose your target, and with the push of a button, the Cap Zappa will send the cap over 5 meters. You should get kicked out of the party in no time.

See it in action in our first Vine commercial. Sorry, the spot is a bit low budget…

[new at The Foodiggity Shop]

The Beer Monster Bottle Opener Is Here To Help

Don’t let his menacing metal teeth and sharp horns frighten you… The Beer Monster is here to help. Sure, he’s got a large mouth and scary horns, but they’re meant to be put to good use. Use his pie-hole to open your beer bottle, while his horns could be used for prying open cans.

Also, his little tail keeps Beer Monster upright, so he can keep an eye on your drink for you. Because he only has one eye, get it? Oh, never mind.

[at The Shop]

Foodiggity’s 3K Giveaway: Help Name our Beer Monster and You Could Win One

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Poor little Beer Monster… All you do is stare blankly and open our beers on command. The least we could do is give you a real name.

So, in celebration of reaching 3,000 fans on Facebook, we’ve asked our fans to help come up with a proper name for our bottle-opening new pet. Not only will the best suggestion win a Beer Monster of their very own, but we’ll use the new name in our product listing. Head over there and enter in the comment section. Go!

Note: Although anyone is welcome to participate, we can only ship this particular Beer Monster within the U.S. Thanks.