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Girl Scout Cookies aren’t around all year… but the yearning for Thin Mints and the need to get drunk is. Andrea Romano and Laura Vitto from Mashable are here to help, by constructing a series of Girl Scout Cookie Shots.
The drinkers/cookie enthusiasts show us how to make boozy versions of some of our favorites. They’re even nice enough to sample their concoctions, which adds to the entertainment value of the video. Earn your merit badge in drunkenness by making a few of your own.
When rationing out marshmallows to the kids for s’mores, make sure to set a few aside for the adults. Toasted Marshmallow Shot Glasses are here to help make the campfire party interesting when all the chocolate and graham crackers are gone.
Simply toast your marshmallow, allowing them to hollow themselves out. Fill it with your favorite booze, or find some s’mores vodka… we’re sure that exists somewhere.
Hamsters are the cutest. And, when they try to be people, the adorbz is off the charts. Twitter user Kawanabesatou knows this, and has created a series of his hamsters posing as bartenders and sushi chefs. Two sakis, rodent!
[link, via Laughing Squid]
If your drinking just hasn’t been magical enough, the Unicorn Drinking Horn is here to help.
Designed to hold your most mystical of libations, it’s made of BPA-free ABS plastic… not an actual unicorn horn. Real unicorn horns only hold rainbows and elf tears… everyone knows that.
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Kids have been getting lulled to sleep with the uber-soothing Goodnight Moon for decades. So, why should hard-working beer-drinking adults be denied a bedtime story?
Goodnight Brew is here to take care of that, with a tale that takes us through the brewing process as adorably as possible. You might even get a late-night education on the different types of beer before you pass out. Goodnight drunkards everywhere.
[link, via Cool Material]