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If you’re going to strike back at the rebellion, make sure you’re well-stocked with booze. The Emperor’s Cabinet is a handmade wooden wet bar made to look like an AT-AT from The Empire Strikes Back, and is fit to supply alcohol to the ruler of any galaxy.
The AT-AT bar was created by Vancouver-based artist and woodworker Colin Johnson.
[link, via Laughing Squid]
Flavored vodka started innocently enough with lemon and orange. But lemon and orange begat vanilla, blueberry, and peach. Then, the trend of flavored vodkas descended into madness, leaving a path of destruction littered with clear liquids that tasted like cupcakes and waffles.
Nevertheless, since flavored vodkas have provided so much joy in the form of blog material — Foodiggity would like to pay it forward with a few flavor suggestions of our own. And, based on current food trends, these suggestions might even act as an accurate looking glass into vodka’s already doomed future. Please drink this in responsibly.
At the time of this writing, there is no other food item on the planet with a more rabid fan base than Sriracha. So, it only makes sense that the flavored vodka people find a way to make cock-vodka happen. Pair it with: Anything… Just like actual Sriracha.
Carnival grub on-the-go gets a much needed upgrade. Deep-fried corn batter with notes of salty tubed meat — now with the bonus sting of 40% alcohol. Pair it with: Ketchup and mustard chasers.
We’re not sure what flavor Circus Peanuts are supposed to be, and we don’t care. Make the vodka neon orange with a clown on the bottle, and we’re in. Pair it with: Shame.
The long-lost neon green beverage makes another comeback. And, what better spokesman could there be than an incoherent cockeyed ghost? Pair it with: Caffeinated marshmallows.
Nutella should be placed on everything. So, if there’s going to be any new vodkas, Nutella needs to be involved. It might not be the best choice for breakfast, but then again, neither is Nutella. Pair it with: Cereal, eggs, toast, or anything to help remind you that it’s still morning.
Raw fish and alcohol go great together. What’s this ‘saki’ you speak of? Well that had a good run, because sushi vodka is inevitable. You can even serve it warm, we don’t care. Pair it with: Shots of soy and miso.
Sure, we could buy separate Bloody Mary mix, but that just sounds like a lot of work. Get vodka that’s already flavored like spicy tomato juice. If necessary, throw in a cheeseburger for an extreme version. Pair it with: Celery, a cheeseburger, sriracha vodka.
So there you have it, folks. What are some other flavored vodkas you’d like to see become a reality? And, would you drink any of the fictional flavored vodkas seen above?
Putting out coasters for your guests is a great passive-aggressive way of telling them that you don’t appreciate drink rings. But if you have friends who may not respond to subtlety, you might want to consider Indelicate Doily Coasters.
Each coaster comes complete with a hard lesson in etiquette, such as “Don’t Stain My Table, Douchebag” and “Be Considerate, Bitches.” The doilies come in a set of 8. However, your number of friends may decrease after using them, so order accordingly. Available here.
[via Fancy]
Stop me if you’ve heard this one… Two corn chips are hanging out on a playground. Well, it’s actually a schoolyard. And, did we mention that they talk? They talk, and they start playing cause they’re on a playground, did I mention that?… You’re sure you’ve never heard this one?
Oh, never mind, it’ll never be as funny as when Director Adam Patch‘s wife got drunk and told the joke. Adam recorded it, turned it into an animation, and you should watch it because it’ll probably make you giggle. Warning: Contains graphic corn chip violence.
[link, via The Awesomer]
When you absolutely positively need to drink in public, and have the pocket space for two phones — the iFlask is here to help. The handy booze vessel is designed to look like your iPhone, so you can drink indiscreetly almost anywhere.
Whether at a concert, in the boardroom, or at church — you’ll probably get away with your public drinking. That is until everyone starts to wonder why you’re sucking your phone. Nevertheless, the iFlask is now available here.
[via Cool Material]
No one says that you can’t enjoy a little drink for breakfast… Well, except your boss, society as a whole, and possibly your AA sponsor. Mama Walker’s Breakfast Liqueurs isn’t going to make your morning sobriety any easier, with their line of AM-inspired booze.
Pick your breakfast poison – Maple Bacon, Blueberry Pancake, or Glazed Donut. Or, combine a few for a balanced boozing.
[link, via Cool Material]
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