A Rum That Tastes Like Coffee and Cigarettes Exists

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If you’re a rum drinker, then there’s a good chance that you’re no stranger to the combination of coffee and cigarettes.

Stolen Rum knows this, and has brought us Coffee and Cigarettes Rum. Now, did they actually go to the trouble of replicating the taste of a cigarette? Not really, but the rum is infused with roasted coffee and smoke flavor. So, you can be smelling just like your degenerate uncle in no time.

[link, via First We Feast]

What If Bruce Lee Were A Bartender?

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Bruce Lee once told us to “Be Water.” Although this philosophy wouldn’t fly at your average bar that makes money selling booze – there’s now a ‘Bruce Lee’ of flair bartending.

Po Hseng Hsu, who goes by the name “Bruce Lee” when he’s behind the bar, is perhaps one of the best bottle acrobats in the world. In the video below, Hsu puts on quite a show, until he finally starts pouring some booze. Be the martini, my friend.

[link, via Laughing Squid]

Jello Shot Cake, Taste The Rainbow of Drunkenness

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Jello shots are a good time… Therefore a Jello Shot Cake is like Mardi Gras plus Carnivale times a million.

Made by layering several colors of jello and adding booze – the rainbow of drunkenness will also test your patience, as every layer must be hardened in the fridge, one intoxicating level at a time.

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Build-On Brick Shot Glass

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LEGO my shot glass. The Build-On Brick Shot Glass is a fun way to get your drink on, while you add you own flair.

The set of four colorful and bricky shot glasses doesn’t actually include additional bricks… But you can always break out your brick stash and get creative. We’d love to see what you come up with after a few LEGO shots.

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The FlaskScarf For Stylish Neck Warming, Boozing

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Some time ago, we brought you the FlaskTie — a business casual solution to drinking at work. So, women… We imagine that ever since, you’ve probably been asking yourself why only men get to drink discreetly from their neckwear? The FlaskScarf is here, and it has the answers that you seek.

Made to be stylish and practical, the scarf contains an 8 oz. flask hidden safely inside, with access to your yummy booze coming from the scarf’s drink valve. Grab one and you’ll be feeling fashionable with an inflated sense of self-worth in no time.

The best part… If your mom likes scarves and booze, like most do, you can enter promo code ‘scarfmom’ before May 7th and receive free shipping and guaranteed delivery for Mother’s Day. So much better than flowers that have no liquor in them.

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