The Whisker Dam Will Protect Your Mustache While You Drink Beer

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Having a mustache is hard. First and foremost, there’s the constant fighting off of the ladies. Secondly, mustaches make drinking a frothy beer challenging, as they’re a bona fide foam magnet.

The Whisker Dam is here to help. Place one on your beer glass, and there’s now a convenient barrier between your froth-mop and your tasty beverage. The best part, is that the all-copper Whisker Dam is as stylish as you, mustachioed one.

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How To Make Girl Scout Cookie Shots

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Girl Scout Cookies aren’t around all year… but the yearning for Thin Mints and the need to get drunk is. Andrea Romano and Laura Vitto from Mashable are here to help, by constructing a series of Girl Scout Cookie Shots.

The drinkers/cookie enthusiasts show us how to make boozy versions of some of our favorites. They’re even nice enough to sample their concoctions, which adds to the entertainment value of the video. Earn your merit badge in drunkenness by making a few of your own.

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Toasted Marshmallow Shot Glasses Will Get The Campfire Party Started

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When rationing out marshmallows to the kids for s’mores, make sure to set a few aside for the adults. Toasted Marshmallow Shot Glasses are here to help make the campfire party interesting when all the chocolate and graham crackers are gone.

Simply toast your marshmallow, allowing them to hollow themselves out. Fill it with your favorite booze, or find some s’mores vodka… we’re sure that exists somewhere.

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Hamster Bartenders and Sushi Chefs Are The Cutest

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Hamsters are the cutest. And, when they try to be people, the adorbz is off the charts. Twitter user Kawanabesatou knows this, and has created a series of his hamsters posing as bartenders and sushi chefs. Two sakis, rodent!

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The Unicorn Drinking Horn Is For Magical Drinking

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If your drinking just hasn’t been magical enough, the Unicorn Drinking Horn is here to help.

Designed to hold your most mystical of libations, it’s made of BPA-free ABS plastic… not an actual unicorn horn. Real unicorn horns only hold rainbows and elf tears… everyone knows that.

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