ARRRE You Ready To Open Some Bottles? The Legless Pirate Corkscrew Can Help

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Do you need to get a bottle opened, me hearties? Well, the Legless Pirate Corkscrew is here to help.

Complete with a corkscrew for a leg, and a waiter’s friend and foil cutter for arms — this pirate is ready to open any wine bottle. He even comes with a bottle-opening eye patch for sodas and beers, and a parrot on his arm.

So, why are pirates such good bottle openers? Because they ARRRR!!!

Stainless steel and durable ABS plastic. New at The Foodiggity Shop.

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Brew Cutlery: A Knife, Spoon and Fork With Included Bottle Opener

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Real world problem… You’re in the middle of your meal, and you need to open another beer. Sure, you could stop what you’re doing and find the bottle opener, but that would just cut into your eating time.

Brew Cutlery is here to help, with a set of cutlery that includes a handy bottle opener on the end. Whether you’re in the middle of scooping, impaling or cutting your food — you only have to flip your cutlery around to pop open a beer. Problem solved.

The utensils are a minimalist design of 18/10 stainless steel. Currently in Kickstarter mode, you can visit the site and check it out.

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[link, via The Awesomer]

This Beer Fridge Will Only Open For Canadians

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Canada… You’re allowed into the country to avoid the draft, but don’t even think about drinking their beer. Molson Canadian has recently come up with a beer fridge that’s for Canucks only.

Installed in parts of Europe, the fridge will only open for tourists that can prove their Canadianness. By scanning their passport, the enormous red fridge will then open up to a plethora of Molson Canadian beer.

So far, the fridge has been responsible for at least a few street parties. Sadly, no spontaneous hockey has occurred.

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Maple Bacon Coffee Beer Exists

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Can’t decide whether to have a nice well-rounded breakfast, or to get drunk early? Can’t we do both?

Funky Buddha Brewery thinks so, and has created Maple Bacon Coffee Beer. It’s breakfast… It’s a way to get your drunk on… It’s everything that we’ve ever wanted in a beverage. Thank you, Funky Buddha, thank you.

[link, via technabob]

The Shakoolie, A Beer Koozie For The Shower

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Real world problem… You need to drink beer in the shower again, and it’s getting harder to keep your drink cold in a hot shower. The Shakoolie is here to help.

Just stick your Shakoolie to the wall with its included suction cup, and let it hold your beer, while you finish washing the important parts. Shakoolies are also available in array of colors, which is good, because people who drink in the shower can be picky.

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[link, via Hi Consumption]