ARRRE You Ready To Open Some Bottles? The Legless Pirate Corkscrew Can Help

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Do you need to get a bottle opened, me hearties? Well, the Legless Pirate Corkscrew is here to help.

Complete with a corkscrew for a leg and a waiter’s friend and foil cutter for arms — this pirate is ready to open any wine bottle. He even comes with a bottle-opening eye patch for sodas and beers, and a parrot on his arm.

So… Why are pirates such good bottle openers? Because they ARRRR!!!

Stainless steel and durable ABS plastic. Available at The Foodiggity Shop.

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Lumberjack Axe Bottle Opener Will Chop Down That Bottle Top

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After a long day of chopping down trees and wearing flannel, you’ll want a nice cold drink. So, go ahead and grab another axe with the Lumberjack Beer Bottle Opener.

Designed to look like something that’d take down any tree, the axe will help chop down any bottle top with ease.

And, you can keep the whole lumberjack theme going with the appropriate bottle koozie. Happy drinking.

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Goodnight Brew, A Bedtime Story For Beer Drinkers

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Kids have been getting lulled to sleep with the uber-soothing Goodnight Moon for decades. So, why should hard-working beer-drinking adults be denied a bedtime story?

Goodnight Brew is here to take care of that, with a tale that takes us through the brewing process as adorably as possible. You might even get a late-night education on the different types of beer before you pass out. Goodnight drunkards everywhere.

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Pantone Beer Packaging Matches The Color of The Beer Inside

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If you pick your beer by color, a new packaging project by Spanish creative agency Txaber is just for you. The concept uses Pantone swatches to give you an idea of the beer that lies inside.

Whether you roll with a cold can of 1595 C, or you’re feeling bold and want to throw back a 426 C, the packaging let’s you know what’s in store before you crack it open.

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Freaker Bottle Koozies Will Wrap Your Drink In Awesomeness

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Do you have a cold beer or hot beverage you’d like to insulate? Or, perhaps you need to class up a bottle of wine that you’re giving as a gift?

Freaker Koozies are here to help. Available in a variety of styles, the one-size-fits-all drink protectors will slip onto any bottle, can, growler, or anything that needs protection from outside elements.

Whether you drink like a pirate, reaallly love beer, or want to show some State or national pride — there’s a Freaker for almost everyone. See them all here.

Freaker Koozies are now available at The Foodiggity Shop.

  • One size fits all
  • Stretchy
  • Machine washable
  • Made in U.S.A

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