ARRRE You Ready To Open Some Bottles? The Legless Pirate Corkscrew Can Help

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Do you need to get a bottle opened, me hearties? Well, the Legless Pirate Corkscrew is here to help.

Complete with a corkscrew for a leg and a waiter’s friend and foil cutter for arms — this pirate is ready to open any wine bottle. He even comes with a bottle-opening eye patch for sodas and beers, and a parrot on his arm.

So… Why are pirates such good bottle openers? Because they ARRRR!!!

Stainless steel and durable ABS plastic. Available at The Foodiggity Shop.

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Superhero Bottle Sleeves To The Rescue

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If you’re hanging with some super friends, and would like to protect your beverage, Superhero Freaker Bottle Sleeves have come to save the day.

Whether it’s Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman — or you’d like to start your own drinking Justice League — these sleeves will fit over any drinking vessel. Any bottle, any can, any growler or mason jar.

And, not only will your new super koozie insulate your drink, but it will help conceal your beverage’s secret identity.

One size fits all. Machine washable. Stretchy. Made in U.S.A.

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Pizza, Chicken Wing and Beer Sweaters Will Help Get The Party Started

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Whether it’s pizza night, or you’re meeting up with some friends for beer and wings… Alex Stevens Party Sweaters have got you covered.

Let everyone know that you came to party, with your food-related novelty sweater. Go with the Pizza Sweater, adorned with yummy pepperoni slices, if you need a conversation piece until the delivery guy arrives. Unless you are the delivery guy, in which case, you’ll need two of these.

Then there’s the Beer Sweater and the Hot Wing Sweater which, as we all know, are appropriate for any occasion.

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Beer Can Shows a Pin-Up Girl Stripping As It Chills

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It was the best of times… One could simply place their finger on a beer to see if their beverage was properly chilled. Then came blue mountain technology, and the days of having to gauge temperature independently were over.

Strip Tease Beer takes this concept a bit further, and is infinitely more entertaining than watching the Rockies change color.

The Conti Bier can starts with an image of a clothed pin-up girl. As the can chills to optimum temperature, her tube dress fades until only undergarments remain. Take that, Coors Light.

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Red Velvet Cake Beer Exists

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You drink pumpkin ales, Christmas beers, summer and spring brews… You’re seasonal, we get it. So, why no love for Valentine’s Day?

Bleeding Heart, by Georgia-based Second Self Beer Company, is here to change all of that with a red velvet cake beer, just in time for Valentine’s. The amber ale is brewed with cocoa to act as the cake part, and vanilla to step in as the icing. It’s the first in a planned series of Valentine’s beers.

Bleeding Heart is currently only available at Second Self Beer Company… so you’ll probably just have to grab some Red Velvet Oreos and your favorite sixer this year. So romantic.

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