ARRRE You Ready To Open Some Bottles? The Legless Pirate Corkscrew Can Help

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Do you need to get a bottle opened, me hearties? Well, the Legless Pirate Corkscrew is here to help.

Complete with a corkscrew for a leg and a waiter’s friend and foil cutter for arms — this pirate is ready to open any wine bottle. He even comes with a bottle-opening eye patch for sodas and beers, and a parrot on his arm.

So… Why are pirates such good bottle openers? Because they ARRRR!!!

Stainless steel and durable ABS plastic. Available at The Foodiggity Shop.

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Lumberjack Axe Bottle Opener Will Chop Down That Bottle Top

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After a long day of chopping down trees and wearing flannel, you’ll want a nice cold drink. So, go ahead and grab another axe with the Lumberjack Beer Bottle Opener.

Designed to look like something that’d take down any tree, the axe will help chop down any bottle top with ease.

And, you can keep the whole lumberjack theme going with the appropriate bottle koozie. Happy drinking.

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Goodnight Brew, A Bedtime Story For Beer Drinkers

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Kids have been getting lulled to sleep with the uber-soothing Goodnight Moon for decades. So, why should hard-working beer-drinking adults be denied a bedtime story?

Goodnight Brew is here to take care of that, with a tale that takes us through the brewing process as adorably as possible. You might even get a late-night education on the different types of beer before you pass out. Goodnight drunkards everywhere.

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The Freaker Pirate Bundle Will Help You Pillage Your Next Party

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ARRR you ready to open and insulate that bottle, me hearties? If you’re looking to drink like a pirate, or just talk funny all day, the Freaker Pirate Bundle is here.

To help open your beer or wine bottle, the Legless Pirate Corkscrew — complete with bottle opener, corkscrew, waiter’s friend and foil cutter. Then, once your bottle is ready to drink, slip on your Freaker Bonehead Koozie and you’re ready to PARRRTY!! See… taking funny already.

The Freaker Pirate Bundle contains one (1) Legless Pirate Corkscrew and one (1) Freaker Bonehead Koozie. Available now at The Foodiggity Shop.

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Pantone Beer Packaging Matches The Color of The Beer Inside

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If you pick your beer by color, a new packaging project by Spanish creative agency Txaber is just for you. The concept uses Pantone swatches to give you an idea of the beer that lies inside.

Whether you roll with a cold can of 1595 C, or you’re feeling bold and want to throw back a 426 C, the packaging let’s you know what’s in store before you crack it open.

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