Beef Jerky Business Cards

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If you really want to make a statement, do it with jerky. Meat Cards are business cards made from beef jerky, and laser-etched.

The meaty cards will certainly help make a great first impression. That is until your potential client decides to eat your info, or it starts to stink up their wallet after about a year.

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Snap Into Some Slim Jim Meatballs

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George Duran of the Hungry channel is at it again — using a particular food item somewhere it doesn’t belong. Or, does it? Slim Jim Meatballs are on the menu, which sees our host grinding up a few of the snappy spice sticks, mixing them with some standard meatball ingredients, and handing them out to innocent bystanders in NYC. The consensus… Indifference.

[via Laughing Squid]

Beef Jerky Barack Obama and Mitt Romney

Mosaic artist Jason Mecier, best known for his food mosaics of pop culture and mythical figures, has recently thrown his glue gun into the political ring. Created for a promotion for Jack Links, Barack Obameat & Meat Romney [nice!] are made entirely from beef jerky.

Now, we try never to get political here at Foodiggity. But even Romney’s dehydrated meat smile gives me the douche chills. Be sure to check out Mecier’s making-of video below.

[Jason Mecier on Facebook, via Laughing Squid]

Beef Jerky Sasquatch

Brought to us by mosaic artist Jason Mecier, Beef Jerky Sasquatch was made from 80 bags of Jack Link’s Beef Jerky. It was created to help celebrate National Beef Jerky Day — yes, that’s a thing.

[link, via Laughing Squid]

Drink Your Bloody Mary Through a Beef Straw

Filed under “What the hell took so long?” we finally get to enjoy our Bloody Mary as it should have always been — drank through beef. Benny’s Bloody Mary Beef Straws answers our prayers, and creates a delivery system of hangover cure like no other.

Sorry celery, you had a good run as the go-to garnish, but you’re just not beefy or jerky enough.

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