Tactical BBQ Apron

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If you get all defensive about barbecuing, and you have a slight lack of self-awareness, there’s the Tactical BBQ Apron. Flare-up? No problem. A burger needs flipping? The situation is under control, people.

The Tactical BBQ Apron keeps everything handy, so you’ll be ready for some serious summer warfare. Or, if you’d simply like to appear tougher while you grill your cedar plank salmon and asparagus. Available here.

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Unicorn Corn Holders Will Majestically Hold Your Cob In Place

A unicorn might be able to poop rainbows and produce tears that cure all known ailments — but they’re certainly not too good that they can’t hold our corn.

Unicorn Corn Holders take the majestic animal’s horn — which has, up until now, been for show — and puts it to good use. Guests at your next barbecue will get a kick out of majestically holding their cob.

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Each set contains 4 pairs of corn holders. Check them out at The Foodiggity Shop

The Balcony BBQ Grill Is Here To Help

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Real world problem… You live in an apartment and dig grilled meats. No room for an actual grill? No problem. The Bruce Handrail Grill is a neat solution for the balcony-dwelling, space-impaired. Just hang it, light it, and you’ll be cooking as if you’re a slave to a mortgage in no time. Check it out here.

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The Grillbot Is Like A Roomba For Your Grill

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Picture this… Instead of a small robot that vacuums your carpets, one that’s more than happy to clean the mess on your dirty outdoor grill. The Grillbot Grill Cleaning Robot is a brilliant solution to our disdain for cleaning our BBQ.

A simple push of a button sends the bot scurrying about, scrubbing away all that charred meat and the burnt-on marinades from last summer.

The Grillbot will be available in June in three different colors. Two models will retail for $69.95 to $99.95.

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Star Spangled Spatula

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Show your patriotism with every flip of the burger with the Star Spangled Spatula. Designed to look like the stars and stripes — the spatula is stainless steel with American Walnut handle, and it’s hand fabricated by Lamson and Goodnow. Perfect for your 4th of July BBQ, or Flag Day. We hear Flag Day can get nuts.

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Treasure Chest Barbecue Grill

When you’re done pillaging your supermarket’s meat section, and would then like to cook up your bounty — The Pirate Treasure Chest BBQ is here to help.

Brought to us by Etsy member firesculptureart, the fully-functional grill was created to look like an antique wooden treasure chest. It comes complete with a three burner grill chamber, and single burner “Hot slather” simmerin’ oven. So, go ahead and invite your mateys over for a little BBBQ. The extra ‘B’ is for booty.

[link, via The Awesomer]