Some Facts About Bacon That May or May Not Be True

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Bacon, Some Facts is an informative chart brought to us by Dog House Diaries. Keep in mind it’s only informative if you consider “fact” a loose term, or if you’re so blinded by bacon love that you’ll believe anything. Although, here at Foodiggity, we’re pretty sure the one about Leonardo da Vinci is true.

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Ron Swanson Eats Bacon Poster

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Already immortalized on parodic book covers, in cake-form, and his own barbecue sauce — Ron Swanson finally gets an Obey poster spin-off.

Ron Swanson Eats Bacon was created by Politikwerft Designbüro of Germany. Yes, Ron… We will obey… All of the bacon and eggs that we have.

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The Make Your Own Bacon Kit

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OK, pork-loving do-it-yourselfers… Christmas has come early this year. The Original Baconkit has everything you’ll need to make your own meat candy, without ever having to leave the house. The kit includes a curing bag, cure, maple sugar, a thermometer, and instructions. Yummy pig not included.

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Fried Egg Pillow and Bacon Sleep Mask

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Drooling on your pillow is now welcomed and encouraged. The Fried Egg Pillow and Bacon Eye Mask will have you dreaming of breakfast all night long — even more than usual. Brought to us by Aufschnitt Berlin, the sleep accessories are only a part of the German company’s food-inspired collection.

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Fortune Telling Bacon

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It’s official… There’s nothing that bacon cannot do. Now you can skip those phony psychics and tarot cards and let Fortune Telling Bacon let you know what’s up.

Available in a package of 50, the bacon strips magically react to its holder by the way it curls. As expected, the future doesn’t look good for vegetarians.

Moves Left – Chewy Goodness 
Moves Right – Crispy 
Both Ends Move – Sizzling Hot 
Sides Curl – Canadian 
Flips Over – Spicy 
Curls up Entirely – Greasy 
Lies Motionless – Vegetarian

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This Bacon and Egg Scarf is Stylish, Hunger-Inducing

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Stay warm, stylish, and bacon-y with the Bacon Scarf and Fried Egg Brooch. Brought to us by NY-based scarf-maker Irena Rudman, the felted neckwear is beautifully-crafted and designed to look like a giant slab of meat candy. And, don’t forget the included egg brooch — because bacon without eggs is so gauche.

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