Reebok Makes Bacon Now

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Because even Paleo-dieters and cross-fitters need them some yummy pork fat… there’s now Reebok Bacon.

Designed for those who follow a strict Paleo diet, the bacon is uncured and contains no nitrates, preservatives, MSG, or sweeteners.

Unveiled at the 2014 Reebok CrossFit Games74 bacon boxes were distributed to athletes — while participates also enjoyed some bacon-wrapped artichoke, bacon-wrapped chorizo, and bacon-wrapped carne asada and pepperoncini. Just as the cavemen did.

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[via First We Feast, Fast Co.]

Behold, The Rice Krispies Treat Burger

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As we continue to explore new ways of sandwiching a burger, while encouraging adult onset diabetes, stuff like the Rice Krispies Treat Burger will keep happening.

Brought to us by The Vulgar Chef — one of these culinary monstrosities could be yours with little more than a burger patty, bacon, peanut butter, and a cereal box recipe. Somewhere, Snap, Crackle and Pop weep.

[link, via Thrillist]

Sriracha Bacon Onion Rings To Rule Them All

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Fact… Sriracha is the greatest condiment in recorded history. Fact… Onion rings > French Fries. Fact… Bacon is the best thing ever.

So, it only makes sense that Sriracha Bacon Onion Rings were created to rule all other side dishes and appetizers. Forged by Half Baked Cooks, a simple recipe is all that stands between you and some precious rings of your very own. That, and Bacon Gollum.

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Breakfast Lollipops, For A Perfectly Lickable Breakfast

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Admit it… You lick your bacon. It’s OK, you’re amongst friends. Now the act of licking breakfast is a bit more appropriate with the Breakfast Lollipop Set.

Included in your new most important meal of the day… 1 Donut Lollipop, 1 Waffle Lollipop, and 2 Strips of Bacon Lollipops. Your coffee? You’ll just have to ingest as normal. But don’t be silly… Dip your lollies in it.

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Super Mario Bros. Koopa Troopa Burgers

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We always assumed that Super Mario was a vegetarian, with all the mushroom consumption and all. However, if our mustachioed video game hero was to indulge in meat, we assume he’d want to consume one of his nemeses.

Koopa Troopa Bacon Turtle Burgers are brought to us by Instructables user, canida. The technique to make your own involves some burger meat, buns, bacon, hot dogs and food coloring. You can be chowing down, or stomping on your own turtle burgers in no time.

Play the Super Mario Bros. theme while you eat, for extra geek points.

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[link, via Technabob]