Einstein Bros. is well-known for getting mornings off to the right start. Now, they’d like to be a part of your day even earlier, with Cheesy Shampoo and Wakin’ Bacon Conditioner.
As soon as one gets in the shower, they can cleanse with the delightful scent of cheese and condition with the essence of pork fat. Rinse and repeat, and then go grab an actual bacon and cheese. Rinse and repeat.