The Shining Hotel Carpet Cake Is Probably REDRUM Flavored

The Shining had some of the scariest moments in cinematic history. One of which was the Overlook Hotel’s carpet choice.

Nonetheless, the carpet pattern is not only iconic, it’s recently been made into a delicious roll cake.

Brought to us by The Homicidal Homemaker, The Shining REDRUM Roll Cake is made with the help of chocolate cake and some food coloring.

Served with an axe, the cake can be enjoyed at any hotel bar or hedge maze. Just remember… all work and no cake makes Jack something something.

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There’s A Cookie Puss Beer Now

You know the cake and voice. Now, everyone’s favorite ice cream alien can be enjoyed in beer-form.

Cookie Puss The Beer is brought to us by a collaboration between Carvel and Captain Lawrence Brewing Company and available in two versions.

First up, Cookie Puss Birthday Beer — a milkshake IPA that pays tribute to Puss’s home planet, Birthday. His green and brogued counterpart, Cookie O’Puss Beer is a chocolate pastry stout. Both beers will be available in limited quantities at Captain Lawrence headquarters in Elmsford, NY, and some distributors along the East Coast.

Of course, no mention of Carvel is complete without a very grainy commercial from the 70s. Enjoy.

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Mac Sabbath Performs ‘Sweet Beef’ In A Delicious Parody of Black Sabbath’s ‘Sweet Leaf’

Mac Sabbath, the McDonald’s-themed Black Sabbath parody band — you read that correctly — is back and they have meat on the brain.

Sweet Beef, a parody of Black Sabbath’s ode to weed, Sweet Leaf, alters the lyrics of the original to fit the band’s McDonald’s-loving agenda.

The video will make you feel as though you hit some sweet leaf yourself. The band starts out normal. That is, as normal as grown men dressed as demented McDonald’s mascots could be. Then they turn to puppets… evil vegetables are involved. Please enjoy…

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Choose A Side, Game Of Thrones Oreos Are Coming

Game of Thrones, the show, is coming to an end this year. Fortunately, Nabisco never stops making odd variations of OREOs.

This time around, OREO will celebrate the end of the show with Game of Thrones OREOs. According to the Instagram video below, Nabisco is being nothing short of dead silent on any details involving the cookie’s special flavor.

Although, if the show is any indication, expect a wine-flavored cookie housing a venison-flavored creme filling. Hmmm… tastes like power.

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