An Apple A Day Calendar

We all know the saying… “An apple a day, something, something.” Well, now you can actually keep track of your daily apple consumption, with the An Apple A Day Calendar. Beautifully designed, the letterpress poster encourages getting covered in stickers. So for every apple, peel the sticker off, place it on the respective day, and see if it really keeps the doctor away — or something.

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Carne Vale, A Ceramic Bone That You Can Cook Meat On

If you’d like a fun kitchen prop, or want to occasionally eat like Fred Flintstone – Carne Vale is here to help. Inspired by Manga comics and designed by Nami Mizuguchi, the ceramic bone is oven-safe and durable enough to cook a slab of meat on. Or, vegetarians can bake some bread around it and play pretend.

[via Pinterest and Comicalu]

The Ramen Mummy Returns

When ramen returns from the dead, they usually take the form of some sort of noodle mummy — or, so we’ve heard. Either way, Ramen’ses Return is a t-shirt design available at Threadless.

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Buffalo Wing Soda

As if bacon or turkey soda wasn’t horrifying enough, Lester’s Fixins is back at it with Buffalo Wing Soda. Have the complete experience by lining the rim of your glass with blue cheese, and garnish with a celery stick.

[available here, via Incredible Things]

Stay Puft Marshmallows Exist

Stay Puft Quality Marshmallows, inspired by the cutest movie monster to ever ruin New York City, are finally a real thing. Although we’ve been treated to a caffeinated version of Stay Pufts before — these appear to be the first gimmick-free and fully-licensed version of the fluffy treats.

Grab a box to add your Ghostbusters’ collectibles, or use them to make Stay Puft S’mores at your next campout.

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Chocolate Twister

Chocolate Twister takes the concept of the iconic board game, and gives it a modern spin by adding chocolate as a reward. So, the next time that you do “left hand, green” and find yourself a little too close to Uncle Ned — feel better knowing that a fine Belgian chocolate will be there when your arms give out.

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