Baby Carrots Packaged as Junk Food

Artist rendering: Crispin Porter + Bogusky

Baby Carrots will be receiving a packaging facelift to encourage healthier eating, and to make the stubby orange snack as extreme and in-your-face as possible.

Agency Crispin Porter + Bogusky has designed the new campaign to mimic popular junk foods — thereby attempting to seduce the feebleminded with horrible fonts and garish colors.

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Drunk Cows Make Better Meat

'Whatchu lookin' at?'

There are few things that go better with beef than red wine. Now, an Angus cattle ranch in British Columbia is getting an early start on this pairing — while your steak is still mooing.

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Ping Pong Table Wine

Ping Pong Table WinePing Pong Table Wine is part of a self-promotional campaign by Rethink Communications. Adopting the Cosmo Kramer school of thought, the design firm created the series of table wines using… wait for it… tables.

Anyone up for some Wine Pong?

[via Laughing Squid]

Superhero Cupcakes

Superhero CupcakesSuperhero Cupcakes are brought to us by JustJenn. Although the emblem for each respective superhero is spot-on, your average comic book nerd will certainly take issue with the intermingling of DC and Marvel superheroes — or so I’ve been told.

[link, via Laughing Squid]

Alien Pez Dispenser

Alien Pez Dispenser

Rather than spewing acid and biting your face off, the Alien Pez Dispenser would just like to offer you a flavorless candy pellet.

But ingest the Alien Pez at your own risk, as it could turn you into a symbiote and ruin dinner for everyone.

[via That's Nerdalicious]

Stay Puft Marshmallows Now Exist

Stay Puff Marshmallows

photo: Think Geek

In 1984, Ghostbusters introduced us to one of the greatest fictional foodstuffs of all-time. For some reason, it has taken 26 years for Stay Puft Marshmallows to become a reality. But lucky for us, it comes at a time where nothing can be consumed unless it contains everyone’s favorite psychoactive stimulant.

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