Beer Box Cowboy Hat

Chances are, that if you regularly wear a cowboy hat, then you probably take your mass-produced American beer very seriously. Now, you can show your allegiance to cowboy culture and your favorite brew, with a Beer Box Cowboy Hat.

Constructed from an actual 18-pack — you can have your choice of either Miller Lite, MGD, or Coors Light. Please wear your beer hat responsibly.

[link, via This Is Why I'm Broke]

State-Shaped Cutting Boards

We’ve seen our beloved United States in iron skillet form. Now, you can show some state love in your kitchen, with A. Heirloom’s State-Shaped Cutting Boards. And, not only can you do your dicing and chopping on your favorite state, but A. Heirloom will represent your city with a heart.

Each board is made to order, and is 100% rapidly renewable bamboo. Check them out here.

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A Burger King Whopper with 1000 Slices of Cheese

The first question that comes to mind when viewing this Whopper with 1000 slices of American cheese is, why? Well, it’s because Burger King tells you that you can “Have it your way,” and the internet needs material. Already responsible for a Whopper with 1050 strips of bacon, Mr. Sato is happy to abide.

We’re not sure what Sato’s beef with BK is, or if he just reaaaally likes bacon and cheese. Either way, a video of the event can be seen below.

[via Incredible Things]

Drink Like a Hobo with a Bum Bag

Say what you want about hobos and other habitual outdoor drinkers — but they’re onto something with their brown paper bag drink coozies. First off, they’re hella-stylish. Secondly, the thin layer of brown paper appears to be the ultimate cloaking device. Bum Bag Drinks Coolers have figured this out, and want everyone to drink hobo-style.

Of course, while designed for outdoor drinkers with income, these paper bags are a bit more advanced. Made from water-resistant and tear-proof Tyvek, they’re also insulated for prolonged street drinking. Available for pre-order.

[via Geekologie]

The World’s Hottest Vodka

In a world where Peanut Butter and Jelly, and Glazed Donut flavored vodka exists — a chili vodka that will burn your face off is a welcome change. Not only is Naga Chilli Vodka the opposite of sweet — but by infusing it with one of the hottest chili peppers on the planet, it is a tongue-melting 100,000 Scovilles hot.

For those keeping score, that’s hot. Please enjoy responsibly.

[available here]