Pizza Hut Has a Perfume Now

Pizza Hut, the international restaurant chain famous for its pizza-like fare, is now offering its own perfume. Offered by Pizza Hut Canada, the limited edition fragrance is said to smell like “freshly baked, hand-tossed dough.”

However, if it is really supposed to smell like a Canadian slice of Pizza Hut “pizza,” it should also present a waft of stale tomato sauce, processed cheese, and game-worn hockey skates.

Pizza Hut Perfume is limited to only the first 110 fans that earn it on the Hut’s Facebook page. Enjoy your new musk, eh!

[via Laughing Squid]

Death Star Cherry Cordial

The Evil Empire gets a sweet upgrade, with the Death Star Cherry Cordial by ZeeK Confeitaria. Not only is the chocolate treat not a moon, but it’s filled with yummy chocolate, and three, count ‘em three cherries. Mmm… Space-stationey.

[link, via Neatorama]

Burger Bedding

If you really like burgers, or would like to encourage sleep-eating – Burger Bedding should be at the top of your wish list. Brought to us by Davidelfín, the set includes a beautifully-burger-printed duvet cover and sesame seed bun pillow covers. Dive in, and be the Big Mac of the bedroom.

And if you’re dreaming of dessert, try curling up with a yummy Ice Cream Sandwich Pillow.

[link, via Incredible Things]

How To Make Bacon Jello

We’ve seen the almighty bacon in many forms. However, it’s never been quite as jiggly and disturbing as Bacon Jello. Brought to us by Instructables user Canida – the finished product slightly resembles bacon, and will also taste like it, since the recipe calls for the real thing.

So, is it dessert? Is it breakfast? No matter, it’s bacon. Use it as you would real bacon, and prepare for the disturbing texture of gelatinous pork fat.

[link, via Gizmodo]

We All Scream For Wine Ice Cream

Wine for dessert? What will they think of next? Actually, wine-flavored ice cream is nothing new. What is new is Mercer’s Wine Ice Cream which clocks in at 5%-ABV. For those scoring at home — that is just enough to actually get you a buzz.

Mercer’s Wine Ice Cream is available in Cherry Merlot, Chocolate Cabernet, Peach White Zinfandel, Port, Red Raspberry, Chardonnay, or Riesling. Please enjoy your dessert responsibly.

[link, via Incredible Things]