We cannot help but wonder if the Evian plant is merely a bunch of Frenchmen filling up these pink bottles from their tap, laughing at Americans who overpay for it. Not to mention the celebrities who claim to wash their face exclusively with it (~douche chill~).
There is also something inherently creepy about an adult head on a baby body, or a baby roller skating. Basically, we hate everything about this campaign. Thanks for listening.