Drink Your Bloody Mary Through a Beef Straw

Filed under “What the hell took so long?” we finally get to enjoy our Bloody Mary as it should have always been — drank through beef. Benny’s Bloody Mary Beef Straws answers our prayers, and creates a delivery system of hangover cure like no other.

Sorry celery, you had a good run as the go-to garnish, but you’re just not beefy or jerky enough.



  1. This competes with my idea for a SALTED straw to drink margaritas. I just haven’t had time to apply for my patent…

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