Ramen Chicken Wings Exist

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Simply adding hot water to inexpensive noodles for lunch is so last year. Ramen is now being used for anything from burger buns to taco shells, and it’s now found a way to make chicken wings even more awesome.

Brought to us by San Francisco-based Hot Sauce and Panko, the noodles add some crunch and cool-factor to chicken parts. Check out their entire menu, as Ramen Wings are only part of the culinary genius going on over there.

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Death Star Cupcakes

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Death Star Cupcakes are brought to us by Washington-based Stuffed Cakes. The fully-operational treats may be too small to be a space station, but they’ll wipe out any other cupcakes at the bake sale.

You would prefer another target, a military target? Then name the cupcake!!

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[link, via That's Nerdalicious]

Schadenfreezers, Yummy Popsicles Containing Truly Tasteless Jokes

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Popsicle stick jokes are usually pretty lame. However, you must admit that the set-up and popsicle-covered punchline makes for great comedic timing. Jason Kreher and Matt Moore from Wieden + Kennedy knows this, and have created their own brand of popsicle humor.

With the creative duo’s latest installment of Schadenfreezers, the animated GIFs begin innocently enough with the popsicle joke’s set-up. Only then, does it all melt away, revealing punchlines as cold as the popsicles themselves.

Sure, the fictional treats are available in strawberry, lemon and blueberry. But the jokes hidden within are truly tasteless — albeit pretty funny. Please enjoy.

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The KFC Chicken Corsage Exists

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You finally got up the nerve to ask that girl that’s way out of your league to prom. So, don’t ruin the big night with an ordinary corsage that doesn’t contain fried chicken.

The KFC Chicken Corsage is here to make a good first impression at your date’s parents’ house. And, including the Colonel’s original recipe on the corsage will let them know that you’re a considerate young man.

The KFC Chicken Corsage is real, and available for $20, chicken not included. It comes with a KFC gift card, so you can add any recipe/chicken part you’d like. You’ll probably still have to have her home by 11 — but at least they’ll be something to eat in the limo.

[link, via AdFreak]

There’s A Toothpaste Made From Chocolate That Costs $100

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Stop brushing with that fluoride toothpaste that isn’t made from chocolate. Theodent is a toothpaste made with cocoa beans that also contains a substance called Rennou™, an alternative to fluoride.

However, owning a tube of chocolate toothpaste will not come cheap, as the Theodent 300 version will cost about $100 per tube. Sure, they offer less expensive versions, but those don’t contain the ”absolute highest dose of Rennou.” And if you’re not getting your full Rennou… Seriously, what’s the point?

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[link, via Incredible Things]