Chris Durso – Page 216

The Selfie Spoon Exists And We Are All Doomed

Because if we eat a bowl of cereal, and don’t take a picture of us doing so, it never happened. The Selfie Spoon is here to help make every bowl of cereal count.

Brought to us by Cinnamon Toast Crunch, it works just like a regular selfie stick — only this cry for attention includes a working spoon on the end. Your friends can now be treated to pictures of your morning version, stuffing your face-hole with cereal. Lucky them.

The Selfie Spoon Stick is actually available for free, as long as you take care of shipping and handling. Send us your cereal-selfies, so we’ll know what fans to block.

[link, via Mashable]

Lunch Napkin Illustrations of Star Wars Characters Riding Dinosaurs

At the time of this writing, children are only interested in three things… Star Wars, dinosaurs, and lunch. Brooklyn-based artist Nina Levy knows this, and creates Lunch Napkin Illustrations of Star Wars Characters Riding Dinosaurs.

Included in the school lunches of her 12 and 8-yr-old, the kids are treated daily to Han Solo on a Stegosaurus, Darth Vader atop an Indominus Rex, or Chewie on a Suchomimus. Hopefully the kids aren’t too messy.

[link, via Laughing Squid]

Look At This Pizza That’s Actually A Giant Marshmallow

Whether you’d like to prank some unsuspecting pizza-eaters, or you want to skip over the ‘pizza’ part of pizza night and get right to dessert — the Marshmallow Pizza delivers.

A realistic pizza image is printed right over the marshmallow with edible inks. Although the image is available in Hawaiian, Margherita, Pepperoni, and Hawaiian — all of the pizzas are vanilla-flavored and delivered in a takeaway box. Check it out here.

[link, via Gizmodo]

The Fried Chicken, Mashed Potatoes, and Gravy Cake Will Comfort Your Soul

It’s official… Everything is better in cake form. Fried chicken, mashed potatoes, and gravy come together in this cake-shaped masterpiece by chef Darius Williams.

Not only is the outside of the cake a fitting tribute to Southern cooking, but the innards help keep it going with collard greens and cornbread.

[link, via Neatorama]

This Guy Made A Sandwich From Scratch For $1500 In Only 6 Months

When we want a sandwich, we want one right now, dammit. Andy George of YouTube channel, How To Make Everything, appears to be in no rush, and has apparently never heard of a deli.

Creating a sandwich completely from scratch, How To Make a $1500 Sandwich in Only 6 Months is actually a very good excuse to not only make lunch, but to call attention to the process of supplying sandwich ingredients.

Step one… Grow your own garden. The rest of the process includes harvesting salt from the ocean, milking a cow to make cheese, and chicken murder. The result, from the sandwich-maker himself… “not bad.” Next time, go to the deli, dude.

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