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Gross Soda, Bacon Coffins, and Hamburger Eyes… It’s Foodiggity’s Best of The Week.
Bottle of Dog Drool anyone?… Totally Gross Soda
What a hunk of junk food… Chocolate Millennium Falcon
Never forget again… My Bologna Has A First Name
Eat your words… The Cookbook That Turns Into A Lasagna
Get wrapped in bacon forever… The Bacon Coffin
A tasty new look for spring… Hamburger Eyeshadow
The problem with most jeans — at least the stupid ones — is that they don’t have a built-in table. This leaves avid picnickers and leg-crossers with nowhere to rest their plate. Enter Pic Nic Pants, a brilliant/horrifying solution to your old tableless jeans.
So if you’re looking for the best set-up available when the party runs out of seats, and don’t mind looking like a complete tool for the other 90% of the day, then head over to Italian design company Acquacalda’s website and pick up a pair. Did we mention that there’s also a drink holder?
Brought to us via an ad for Burger King Netherlands, Hamburger Eyeshadow is certainly a look — if you’re going for a fast food/Bowie thing. But a question for the ladies in the audience… Is this more of a daytime look, or are these nighttime eyes?
[via Buzzfeed]
You spent your life wrapping everything in bacon. Now you can be wrapped in the almighty meat candy for all eternity — maybe. The Bacon Coffin is brought to us by J&D’s Foods. And as much as I’m looking forward to my first bacon-themed funeral — we’ve called bullshit on J&D’s and the authenticity of their products before.
However, for the non-skeptic pork-lovers, the Bacon Coffin might be available for $2999.99 — for when you or a loved one die of bacon-related causes.
[link, via Boing Boing]
Chipotle, while trying to keep the burrito line moving, also does their part to limit their negative impact on the environment. A new entry into their efforts are lunch bags made from upcycled Chipotle billboards.
The material used for the billboards, a nearly indestructible waterproof polymer, actually works perfectly as a durable lunch carrier. Although the bags haven’t been tested with an actual burrito from Chipotle yet — them things are heavy.
