Soylent Green Is People Magazine

If Soylent Green is people, then it only makes sense that the government-rationed crackers get their own celebrity supermarket rag.

Soylent Green is People Magazine! is brought to us by photographer David Friedman. And not unlike its inspiration, Soylent Green the magazine portrays a dystopian state, where celebrities are entitled, and gossip rags provide our only entertainment on the check-out line.

[via Laughing Squid]

Fat Cookies Gets Their Window Closed

So remember Fat Cookies? They were the women that operated their cookie business out of their 2nd floor apartment window in San Francisco. Well as a surprise to almost noone, they have been shut down.

Not realizing that they needed permits to sell cookies out of the window (did I mention that these girls are awesome?) the operation was recently busted by the ‘Po Po’.

The girls have promised on their Facebook page to go through the necessary formalities, and cookies-on-a-wire could resume in the near future. Until then, dangling bag exchanges will be limited to amphetamines and crack.