Toke-a-Cola: Marijuana-Spiked Soda by Canna Cola

Because nothing says medicinal like flavored sugar water, Canna Cola was designed to be sold at medical marijuana dispensaries to help cure what ails you.

Created by artist Clay Butler, Canna offers a pretty standard line of flavors including their self-titled Cola, Orange Kush, Grape Ape, and the requisite Dr. Pepper knock-off appropriately called Doc Weed.

[via Fast Company]

Vegans Are Cowardly And Continually Radiate Anti-Gravitons

As already suspected, Vegans are a cowardly species with horn-like protrusions in their foreheads. What is only a small surprise is that they also emit anti-gravitons in order to support their own awkwardness.

Essential Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe (Vol. 1, No. 11) proves that the race hails from Vega (duh), is over 30-feet tall, and actually have opposable thumbs to better grip their tofu.

[via Boing Boing]

Foodiggity’s Best of The Week, 1-24-1/28

Spot Color Cookies, Beer Saves The World, and Meat Water… It’s Foodiggity’s Best of the Week.

Chocolate chips are so last yearPantone Chip Cookies

Milking your 15 minutesGot Milk?: The (Almost) Complete Collection

Besides making family gatherings tolerable
How Beer Saved The World

Save me the space barKeyboard S’more

Waiter, there’s a deity in my soupWhen Jesus Shows Up In Food

Liquid Lunch, only grosserThe Meat-Flavored Beverage For Humans